in the lobby for a 300 game =]

Thanks for telling me, slut!

I tried to, but you wouldn't let me get a word in

I love Heywood Banks. I saw him live a year or two ago. The man is a mad genius.

Hah??? Yeesh...you kids...with your reckless behavior, staying up all night and downin' bad food (and what you wash it down with, eh)...not treating your bodies like a temple and treating 'em like an amusement park instead...NO WONDER you're all dissipated yoots...always sick...

...and no wonder the root word of whippersnapper is what it is...(yawn)

Personally, this one is my favorite of his:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq01UYiMyHg

Punctuated by the fact that it burnt down after getting struck by lightning last year.

You guys make me feel so young. It's rather nice.

You're only about 3 1/2 years younger than I am.

*Looks in clubhouse mini-fridge, starts moving things around*

Hah? Who moved my prune juice?

It's behind the purple stuff and the sunny-D

I'd like to get my hands on distributors for the supermarket chains around here. For some reason they've decided we don't need strawberry kool aid around here anymore.

This has been DEEP THOUGHTS: By Readyeddy

Sometimes I think I can assess a fellow's quality of life by his litany of complaints.

RE, sounds like you're winning better than Charlie Sheen (who reportedly has sold out two more "performances" of his touring show -- these at Radio City Music Hall here in NY -- within 30 minutes).

Oh, I'm not sharing my real problems. Those I'll sit on and stew over.

But in the meantime, I want my strawberry kool aid.

Hey, a man's gotta have his vices.

Readyeddy?:Strawberry Kool-aid as Woody Harrelson in Zombie land:twinkies