I am lergend.

I erm thredkillre.

You hive fergoten how to spall.

Speaking of Star Wars:

Aw Jeez!!!

LPC SS Messages sent. Thanks to all who took part!

Wait...it's already over? Ummm....thank you for the person who sent a nice drawing of a really weird flower.

Oh ####, I wrote that I would participate and I did not do it! Dammit. I am past the deadline. I will write you the necessary info right now, and leave it up to your finite (very, very finite) wisdom if I can still participate. oops. I am so busy, I barely have time to fill you in on the mouse hunt.

Once I finally kill the skunk that has absolutely shredded my yard, I will give the status report and chronology of this whole cluster#### also.

aaah poooh. I missed it. Well if we get a latecomer like a Smudge or a Spike or a Wade or someone else who was irresponsibly late, I'll jump in and fill their sock with my gigantic gifts.

Ummmmm.....

I've been hanging around here too much.

Just long enough i think.

I have no opinion on this matter.

who got the Dud for their secret Santa?

Could you define "Dud" for me please?

a person or thing that fails to work properly and is otherwise unsatisfactory or worthless.