Yep. Now he has the proportional strength and abilities of a Cobra. YAY ORIGINALITY!

After being bitten by a radioactive honey badger...

...Wade Wilson became the Nacho Bear?

Apparently I'm not paying attention at all.

WHAT!!??

How can muffin flippin' Nick muffin flippin' Fury not have the muffin flippin' Supreme muffin flippin' Headquarters, muffin flippin' International Espionage, muffin flippin' Law-Enforcement Division muffin flippin' Keyword?!

Or.

How can muffin flippin' Nick muffin flippin' Fury not have the muffin flippin' Strategic muffin flippin' Hazard Intervention muffin flippin' Espionage Logistics muffin flippin' Keyword?!

Or.

How can muffin flippin' Nick muffin flippin' Fury not have the muffin flippin' Strategic muffin flippin' Homeland Intervention, muffin flippin' Enforcement and muffin flippin' Logistics Division muffin flippin' Keyword?!

For those of you still with me, although I don't like Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury, I thought that it still warranted all the muffin flippin'.

Having the proportional strength and abilities of a cobra lets you PHASE THROUGH WALLS??!!

Someone better warn Ricky-Ticky. . . um . . . Riki-Tiki. . .uh, HOWEVER THE HECK YOU SPELL IT, muffin flippin' MONGOOSE!!

I noticed that you capitalized "Cobra" and before you bother taking me to task for my comment, I'd like to point out that having the proportional strength and abilities of a 1965 Mach III AC Shelby Cobra 427 will also not allow you to phase through walls.

Y'know, just in case, in his backstory, he got bitten by a radioactive CAR, which I wouldn't put past Marvel because I'm sure that a writer from Marvel was behind Turbo Teen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_haRIsvqvG4

Shut your eyes, Marion! Don't look at it!

Radioactive honey badger?

I don't need no stinking BADGERS!!

Except that Cobra was the name of the radioactive thing that the guy was bitten by. Last I knew names were capitalized.

It was an excuse to talk about Cobras.

Has anyone ever tried Shelby's Chili??

http://www.amazon.com/Carroll-Shelby.../dp/B000H23Z1C

The animal that bit him was a cobra. Cobra is not a proper noun and therefore should not have been capitalized. It was my mistake. I know because I googled it to be sure.

Was the lower case "t" at the beginning of this post-designed-to-lure-Haven-into-a-false-sense-of-security-and-then-kick-him-in-the-junk intentional as well?

Awwwwwwww! You changed it!

1.) What lower case t?

2.) Yes

Thanks for the good wishes...I will keep you all posted

Maybe you should change your avatar to something of Abby in something more Business Casual (do they ever have her in something that un-revealing?) just to help you be more "professional".

Just until you get the job, of course.

Have you ever played the Playstation game? I ask because I never finished it. There's this one part/glitch that I couldn't get past.

Why am I still watching He-Man? Compared to She-ra, it's just lame. I miss the bad voice match-ups... the girly characters that guys still ate up (have fun with that line, guys!)... the sword that could do anything and everything... Madam Razz's Jersey accent...

I need a new show to watch on Netflix...