If you wait much longer you're just going to have to settle for a relationship with your sock puppets.

Very true. I long ago realized that there was little correlation between a person's actual education and the letters following his name. Apparently many places, especially for their bachelor's degrees, not much more is required than paying the money and showing up.

When in-person, I tend to say "my better half" because I don't want to put people in an uncomfortable situation. I figure you never know who's company you're in so first encounters are kept pretty neutral. Besides, I suppose it's better than saying "my bang-maid."

I mailed someone else I saw on there, the other one doesn't seem to exist anymore...

I'd like to thank Miraclo for leaving me the funniest Rep message I've ever received.

I thought I heard my name

Well, that's why, in the absence of any other formal title and "girlfriend" sounding a bit juvenile, I go with The Girl.

There are other names to be sure, but since I want to remain anonymous online, I'm sticking with this for now.

This also applies.

I just noticed something I find funny for the tournament Saturday, too bad I don't think I have Big Barda and Mr Miracle or Big Barda...could print out Pog though...and would need to figure out filler figures LOL

Build
151
JL053 Big Barda & Mr. Miracle
95
UN060 Big Barda
115
BB054 Mister Miracle and Oberon
10
CDB007 Oberon
371

I like to say "the four letter word" for my significant other.

And then there's what Mr. Rumpole called Mrs. Rumpole...

She Who Must Be Obeyed.

This reminds me that my opinion is only there so it can be disregarded.

NOTHING is better than BANG MAID.

See? Yet another reason to mail these people. Ceasing to do so blinks them out of existence.

Might one of you Ogres be a Bryan Emerson? Because someone of that name just added me on Facebook.