Tagged. I got it covered.

You win an internet.

Somehow, Duck mates with Beaver and becomes poisonous...

How do you post pictures and gifs in these threads? I post the link and stuff but it never works.

Never mind I figured it out

Think of it as sort of a transition state between reptiles and mammals that managed to be successful, and you've probably got the right idea of how the platypus and the echidna came to be.

EDIT: If you're into that sorta thing. If you're not, then just ignore what I just said completely.

So it's a beaver duck lizard. A genetic ménage à trois spawned on the crusty bedsheets of hell.

The question isn't why I fear and distrust those...things. It's why other people don't.

Not a menage a trois. Scientists in the past couple years reclassified birds as a subtype of reptile, instead of being a different taxonomic group entirely.

"Birds are lizards. Scientists say so."



"That's dumb. No, they don't."




"They totally do. Don't you know anything about taxonomic groups?"

What about Chimeras? Body of a Lion, tail that was a Snake and a random head of a Goat? Plus, it breathes fire.

Are you ragging on them, too? Next you'll be going on about how evil worms are because they can be cut in half and still live. Or ostriches because they're a flightless bird.

Does your prejudice ever end, Jack?

"...it's here."

Hey, you know that reptile, monotreme, fish, bovine, we all have to unite as Phylum Chordata to face the true enemy.

The Mollusks are coming for us...

Jack, what the hell man? I don't know where you got this sense of humor of yours from, but its as sharp as a tack. Usually I don't laugh at other people's jokes because I have a particular sense of humor, but you always get a chuckle out of me. So out with it, where's it from?!

(By the way, thanks for making me laugh on a consistent basis )

So what are these two inches that you promise me? Are we talking height, length, or girth?

Hey now, I didn't add that one! I added a lot of them, but not that one!











....The answer would be "yes".