You got Bud as your Secret Santa gift, then?

Trying out our new rice cooker finally, and nowhere does the damn thing talk about how long it takes to cook the rice. Wife could not find it, I scoffed dismissively, and sure enough, she was right.

Had to search online...evidently we aren't the only ones with this problem.

Don't leave us hanging! How long does it take, man!

20 minutes.

I didn't get a message.

I feel like this would have never happened on Smudge's watch.

She's always been able to find mine and stand back up after she found it.

I hope you're joking about not getting a pm. Cause there's one in my sent folder addressed to you.

Rice cooker only took 25 minutes. It is great. I highly recommend it to anyone who has been making it the old fashioned way, or Ofin forbid, using Minute Rice or something.

All hail Ofin.

Ofin cursed me with minute rice!

A rice cooker ain't nothing unless it can also make rice krispies.

Just do not add water and the rice will crisp right up.

Yo momma so dumb, it takes her 5 minutes to make minute rice.

Yo momma so ugly even Daredevil can see her coming a mile away.

Yo momma so ugly, opposing players wish she had Stealth.