It's best not to ask...

I hope Bud hasn't committed suicide. The Flyers came out flatter than Ashley Greene.

Heh. I'm surrounded by Flyers fans at work, so I hear much of the chatter every day. They're hoping that at worst the team will pull out the same backs-to-the-wall play-off win against the Bruins this year as they did last. Of course, they'd rather do it easier, starting with a win tonight.

Me? Well, if they're not going to go all the way to the final bracket it would be easier if they'd just bomb out this week and be done with it. It would be kinder to their fans and to my environment.

I'm only interested in seeing the Phillies continue to do well. They've been running a better than 2:1 W:L ratio so far. Of course, I keep having to remind myself that those cities who have American League teams like to pretend that that's the only real baseball...

American League baseball is the only baseball!

He's held onto the ring for too long. Suga's been corrupted by the Dark Lord Jeter.

Must obey Jeter...

*walks off in a daze*

With two references in much less than 24 hours I had to look up who Ashley Greene was. Having looked down her credits, now I know why I didn't know.

My coater is a machine that applies a UV coating to the cards I have been creating.

Here is Wikipedia's Definition:


Ultra-violet cured coatings can be applied over ink printed on paper and dried by exposure to UV radiation. UV coatings can be formulated up to 100% solids so that they have no volatile component that contributes to pollution. This high solids level also allows for the coating to be applied in very thin films. UV coatings can be formulated to a wide variety of gloss ranges. UV coating can be applied via most conventional industrial coating applications as well as by silkscreen.
Due to the normally high solids content of UV coating/varnish the surface of the cured film can be extremely reflective and glossy. 80 lb text and heavier weights of paper can be UV coated, however, cover weights are preferred. UV can be used on smooth, pre-coated papers only.
UV can be applied on spot locations of the paper or by flooding the page. This coating application can deepen the color of the printed area. Drying is virtually instantaneous when exposed to the correct level of UV light so projects can move quickly into the bindery. Like the other coatings, consult the bindery for projects requiring gluing. Using a strippable coating blanket can eliminate glue issues. New, innovative coating blanket solutions have been developed recently that allow for this to be done.
A printed page with UV coating applied can be very shiny or flattened to a matte finish. A good example of UV coated paper is photo paper sold for home printing projects. UV coatings that are not fully cured can have a slightly sticky feeling.

Fixed it for ya, Suga!

This is true. Of course, we are saying that for different reasons, but it's still correct.

Better not let Wade hear you say that, he's got a huge thing for Ashley Greene.

That's because their designated hitters do all the work for their precious precious pitchers. In the National League we have pitchers that aren't too busy getting their nails done to hit a ball.

QFT. You were a littler gentler about it than I was considering.

Ah but the Sobe drink adds are a thing of beauty.