Yo yo yo... tha King is in the hizzouse and the Tower of Tail is on! And I can see all the homies are offline...excellent! So I feel left out, apparently I've missed ninjas drinking fruity queen drinks and I have no idea to nickname myself after a pirate or a gangsta. If it's gangsta...gotta be Madrock...cuz I'm all mad and stuff, and the guy from the Beastie Boys named Adam is Adrock. Word to everyone's mothers.

Ok I missed the Ninja drinking fruity drinks. WTF is going on?


This Ninja only drinks Crown and the like. If that's fruity than I will remain a Ninja thank you.

YO ATL I went to RBF at the ROXY last night! Kick ### show...well except for some of the openers. The first band sucked hard! RBF and LBC were tight though.

311 at the amphitheater July 31st!

D-roc69 can't cut as being a ninja so he wants to hang out with men. While he was sharing a pinas colada with some boys he thought he saw me drink a pink drink. Little did he know it was the blood of shipmates after I sliced them up into a Poo Poo platter that fell into my Crown and 7!!

Gawk!!! Bloody Pirate heads and camel toes everywhere

GWAK....I got dinged!!!

I finally popped my cherry, one week before my two year anniversary on the Realms!!!

Thank you, Thank you very much!

We're online, just in stealth mode fool! I'm about to cap someone with my AK Bee hotch

Whatever dude, Nick was off tossin salads "ninja style" which is probably where the poo poo platter came into play.
While this was goin on, me and the Cap'n was makin it happen. great times at the bar. Even though I had to keep Nick from goin home with some big dude and letting him call him Shirley.

Congrats on your first ding. Im sure Ill be gone in a week anyway.

I just saw where the fanny floss wearing ninja princess Nick got dinged. I can understand why. The guy was really cool about it though. He could have a meaner with what he had said. He handled the situation with tact which is very respectable.
Then pink ninja suit wearing nick bowed his wine cooler drinking head in shame.

He slit his belly and cried himself to sleep.
nighty-night

Oh, life is funny when you mix alcohol, Chewbizzles, and... Nick. My life is funny, too...just not ha ha funny. More second half of Behind The Music funny. sigh... time to down some fuzzy navels! Keep it real!

What scares me is when pirates project their homosexual behaviors on brave Ninjas.

What I want to know is where kingofatlwhat? stands. Oh Wait, he likes women.
Bring the Ninja Power-Fizzle Dizzle!!

Waaaaaahhhhhhhh Shaolin kick to the back of the stinky pirates peg leg!

OK, on a serious note, I just got back from seeing Fahrenheit 9/11

YOU MUST SEE THIS MOVIE. If you don't, you are more ignorant than a pirate.

Anyway, we are not allowed to speak about politics on the Realms so I must hold back so this Clan doesn't 'disappear' one day. This movie was incredibly formulated and the facts and point of view that Michael Moore brings to the table will leave you in awe!!!

I love powerful documentaries like this one. Has anyone seen it yet?

Nick the reason I do not watch movies like that or listen to talk radio is that the information can very easily be skewed. I would never try sway anyones opinion but I try to form opinions on things for myself. That is probably why I am so ill informed.

The other post was great. I rolled on the ground laughing for a minute or two.

I saw you today near Cumberland mall. I figured you were coming home from Crunch Fitness. I figured you were out looking for mens.

You know about that place too!?! I just love those groups showers that they have. Everyone is so friendly. Like just tonight, I had 3 guys offer to lather my back dor me and everytime I dropped my bar of soap there was a guy there to pick it up for me (Stupid butter fingers)

Did you get that lacy thong you were telling about for your pirate adventure this weekend?

Hey-there's no shame in wine coolers...doesn't anyone remember my Bartles and James talk a few days ago? You know, I would watch more powerful documentaries but for watching many Cinemax films about a psychologist and her lover/patient who may or may not be a killer starring Shannon Tweed. Total sweetness amigos.

I'm not really trying to sway someone's opinion so much as I'm saying, this is out there, what do you think about it. Hopefully you noticed that I didn't say I agreed with him one way or the other. After all , it IS a movie, movie should be entertaiment. I think what it is is that I am fascinated by, is the information he got and how he spun it. It was put together real well, but you are right about not trying to sway someone's opinion.

I know, I just started leaving my house recently after my Spice channel got turned off. All I would do is drink wine coolers and watch the kissing cousins keeping it in the family.

Sometimes I wish I was born in a family like that. Christmas really would be the season of giving.