Take out a form for taxes, reverse the vowels and hit the thug with the state of Texas.

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You don't have to look very far, y'know! They're attached to your body, after all!

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It might not be the best idea to tell these guys you're an IRS AUDITOR. It's altogether likely that you kept that tidbit of information from them. If you had told them, you'd probably be dead right now.

You do note, now that your CLASS has removed your PARALYZING FEAR, that the THUG looks utterly ridiculous. Who the hell would dress like that??

=> Take off SHOES, reach through BARS, throw SHOE at THUG.

Tell thug you have pull with Kevin Smith and could probably get him in the next Jay and Silent Bob Movie if he opens the gate.

=>ENGAGE THUG in CONVERSATION to TRICK him into GIVING INFORMATION.

Engage the Thug in marriage and then leave the Thug at the alter.

=>Assess threat level of thug.

Yeah, so after I ask for suggestions over the weekend...

Sorry guys, I was at a friend's house for most of this weekend. Playin' Arkham Horror and Magic: Duels of the Planeswalkers.

Which, btw, if you really like solitaire games, and you like Lovecraft, get Arkham Horror. You can play it by yourself, or with up to 8 people. And you play cooperatively against the game. There's tons of expansions, too.

I'm about halfway done with my update. Sorry, it takes me some time to do now, since Frank is a little more sophisticated.

I was hoping to have it finished this morning, since I work late. Unfortunately, the hellish bureaucratic experience known as "Getting your license renewed at the DMV" took up far too much time. Y'know, I remember getting my license renewed, and it not taking an hour and a half. Now, they have this new security initiative, where I had to bring in 1500 forms of proving my address. And then they had a tizzy because my vehicle registration (Why does it even matter?) doesn't have my apartment # on it. Well gee, I'm sorry about that, but I don't work for the DMV. I didn't omit my apartment #, YOU DID.

And then, after all of it, I don't even get my new license. Oh no, they take away the one I had, that was perfectly valid, and then give me a little slip of paper that says I have one on the way to my mailbox in the next 30 days. Oh yes, this will work when I go buy beer tonight. Absolutely. The guy totally won't be a Richard about how I just have a paper and not an actual license, when he sees a 16 year old kid on the other side of the counter.

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You throw your SHOE. Unfortunately, it's too big to fit through the bars. It bounces off of the jail door, and hits you squarely in the forehead.

Ouch.

Use Shoe Phone to call for assistance in getting out of this place.

Okay, I know last night's update sucked, and it was a long time coming, but I could use a little more to go on tonight.

If you guys really need suggestions from me:

1. Mini-fridge hasn't been opened

2. You already own the key to the bars, you just haven't used it yet

3. You haven't AUDITED anything or anyone, yet

4. You haven't imbibed yourself with your NOTEBOOK, yet

5. You haven't looked through your FLASK for notes, yet

I could just move on to the next person, but I wanted us to actually get somewhere with this guy, first, rather than just stand in the room looking frustrated and awesome.

Open Mini-Fridge and put shoes inside, making room if you have to

That's a terrible idea!

Put the HAT in the mini fridge. That way, when you put it back on your head, it improves the conductivity of your neurons!