You know technically you haven't taken care of all the chefs. To do that we will have to go over to the South Park clan and kill there chef.
"Well Hello there children"-Chef
Just watch out for his Chocolate Salty Balls

Revised roster:

SeeD Commander - Kefka - Leader
aquafire - Zidane - 2nd in command
shock man x - Sephiroth - Minister of Villain Affairs
X-Death - himself - Captain of the Death Squad
Cid Orlandu - pretty obvious
SilverAgeFlash - Thief
Dalandow - Cloud
Psylockeslover - Fighter
bradley2099 - Sabin
shinigami0079 - Cyan
Mikeofreak - Cecil
malephoenix - General Leo
vertigosrealm - Cid
Mago de Oz - Kain
m_holden - Auron
DCBebop - Mog
Kurenai - Vincent Valentine
Unknown_Riku - Reno
Basil Elks - Tifa
New Warrior - Irvine
Goken - Squall
CaptainAtom - Amarant

Ok folks, I think my pooter is on it's last legs. This might possibly be one of my last posts on this antiquated piece of ####. But, I will not shirk away from my responsibilities. Most of my posts in the next coming days(possibly weeks) will be coming from X-Death's computer.

And when I'm not around, X-Death will be in charge in my stead. Sorry aquafire, I know you're my 2nd, but I can get in contact with X-Death a lot easier than with anyone else here. And I can physically chastise and redicule X-Death if anything gets screwed up around here. Ah heck, I chastise and ridicule X-Death on a daily basis. So it won't be anything new for him.

As for Final Fantasy related news: FF 1 and 2 are coming out for the GBA in Japan. There will be updated graphics(obviously) and new dungeons for both games. And the magic system in FF 1 will be changed to using the standard MP system. No word on when, or if, there will be a US release date.

Oh and once again...sorry for razing the cafeteria. Check my last few posts to see what I'm talking about.

Thats was tough...

Hey!, I'm Tifa. I'm always good, I always get what I want!

P.S. I'll be the leaders main #####.

Sabin: I can fight. Need me in your Death Squad? I'll show you what I can do.

*takes a step back. series of moves. strikes a pose... and nothing. blurb pops up "incorrect blitz input"

Sabin: Ummm... I'll try that again later (I just can't function without my pony tail).

Hey guys, do you rename your characters while you're playing. I used to, but the stories got so good I just leave the characters with their names. Plus it's easier to remember who's who while taking about the game with others.

*is SeeD Commander*

Ok, I see a little roster revision is in order.

Basil Elks - Tifa - Kefka's personal concubine

I might have to do some streamlining of our ranks. I have, as of now, 22 members in this clan. But I have, at most, a half dozen clansmen (and one man posing as a woman) posting regularly.

THIS WILL NOT STAND!!!

These proles are not, as the kids would say, *motions fingers in quotation marks* "representin."

So to these prodigal sons-of-#####es I say post at least once in the next couple of days or you will be out.

[/SeeD Commander]

Ive given your application much review, and I must say. Your in. Serve the Final Fantasy Clan Death squad well, and there will be a nice shinny apple for you every morning.

[SeeD Commander]

*kicks X-Death off the chair*

#### it, you call that an interview!!!

Hey you, Returner scum! Try that again. Correctly. And on an enfeebled old man. Bonus points if you can get him to twitch for a while before he dies. Then we'll talk.

*bashes chair over X-Death's head before returning it to him*

THAT'S AN INTERVIEW! I hope you were taking notes

[/SeeD Commander]

Sabin: It took me a little bit to find an old man (drags in Strago), but I got one.

* sets Strago in a corner. stands back and takes a deep breath. series of moves. pose. FLASH-"Pummel"-whop whop whop! Strago falls over, twitches once, lies still.

Sabin: (walkes over and kicks him a couple of times) Oh you are so not done twitch'n yet. DANGIT! Oh well, he was always useless anyway.

Not to sound like a good guy, but it isn't wise to alienate members for not posting. They are just enjoying the chatter I'll bet.

And we have one girl posing as a guy too. So it's all even.

I am with him on this one...

Ohhh Come on I joined the Death Squad first and i dont get an apple? How come! I want one every morning too!! and now that Seph killed all the chefs we dont get no Fishsticks anymore although its pretty sweet we get all the tartar sauce I want...I mean we.

Fine Kain you get an apple also. But the pares are mine, touch them and youll suffer greatly.

lol@SeeD Commander
ok I'll be Squall then, I think I'm much more suited as a teen full of angst as opposed to a whiny little #####. lol.
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Squall: Mind if I have an interview as well? I've got this finisher called "Lionheart." I mean.. look at my creditials, I've got lots of time and dedication, since Rinoa's being a ##### and I don't remember the area code to Spira to call up Yuna. So... yeah... alright I'll just shutup and do the move

*casts Aura

*Renzokuken slice x6
*finisher move

"BLASTING ZONE" is shown overhead*

Brandon: ####! Not again... I hate this move.. why do I even HAVE IT?!

you cant kick me out, im cid. im in every game.