Hahahha get it? Wendy City? From Illinois? Maybe she can go hang out with Fred Checkin from Kentucky. My chest is hurting from laughing so hard at that one.

Doesn't that disprove Craig's theory that the mafia is the good senators?

It sure does...at least a bit. I'm glad that I finally nabbed me a mafioso.


withdraw vote

Hey I was just kidding with my vote Mr. Kingpin. I don't think we should really lynch Mr. Dax.


Withdraw Vote

What a surprise, another day with no impeachment.

Night 5 begins! Get those PMs in...

The last couple of nights had been washouts, but you had a good feeling about this one. It takes a village and all that, and you’d make sure the right village was doing the raising.

“So, what do you think about President Jass’ secret panel on corruption?”

“I think it’s a great idea,” said your target with way too much enthusiam. “One of the reasons I came to Washington was to show my constituents that not every politician is lining their own pockets. I hope I can aid the President in a major capacity one day.”

Well, #### this guy.

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Yor head was pounding, and you had business to attend to. You were so anxious, you counted down the number of hallways you had to walk to get to your destination: five, four, three, two, no, no, no, no, NO! Not him again! Okay, maybe this was a coincidence and he wasn’t here for you. Yeah, he’s gonna walk right by. Carp, he’s looking at you and slowing down...

“I finished the #### NAATK report!” you protested way too loudly.

“Ah, good job,” he said calmly, with a polite smile on his face. “Don’t forget to make enough copies for all the primaries. No, I’m here today about the Andorran Trade Conference. Has your office drafted the protocols yet?”

“Yes!” you answered triumphantly.

“Great. Secretary Richards is in my office. Let’s go grab ‘em and go over it with him. He’s a busy man, you know.”

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“Oh yeah,” you said to yourself as you sifted through the files of the vault, “People love this guy.”

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As you slumped into your office seat in disappointment, you noticed the red envelope on your desk. Maybe it was a little bonus from the Big Guy. Upon opening it, you realized you couldn’t have been more wrong. Inside was all the evidence about your complicity in the Chinese product scandal. Copies of the documents which proved you knew everything that China made contained toxic levels of beryllium, yet you allowed all of it to be shipped and sold to America anyway: the Anorexic Annie dolls, the tartar-control peanut butter, the collectable superhero figures. Along with the damning evidence was a note that read, “You know what I want.”

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You trust your gut. And what your gut was telling you wasn’t pretty. You made another Xiang Xung peanut butter sandwich to calm it down.

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After several days of rifling through mounds of paperwork, hitting the phones, and unleashing throngs of manpower, a single thought came to your mind: This could be the least corrupt Senate since the founding of the country.

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Day 6 begins! 16 players remain. 8 votes is a majority (trust me).

hellskingpin is immune to impeachment today.

Still no deaths. That's good. Only one mafia so far though.

Vote: Lynch Iron Ham

Guys I had a good night last night. I can tell you with 90% Certainty that Raiserb1ade is corrupt. I only say 90% because of the chance that I may be a crazy cop and if I am then I can tell you of a few others. But for now let's go with my stomach and say I am not crazy and Raiserb1ade is evil.

Vote:Lynch RaiserB1ade

Da-craig-O already proved that I am not corrupt....

It may have disproven his theory but my info tells me that you are corrupt but in case I am a crazy cop I have someone else who it said wasn't corrupt that we can lynch/nk if I'm wrong. So while my hands may be tied about what Craig-o said my info still stands.

So either da-Craig-O is lying and I am corrupt or you are crazy and I am not corrupt.


Hmmmmmm.

Go ahead and lynch me Mr. Unknown but it will just be a waste for you guys.

Alright let's lynch you then I have the guts to do it. Oh and thanks for the cooperation Mr Mafia/Innocent/something. When we get closer to votes I'll tell you guys who the other person is just in case I am crazy. Oh and as a favor Raiser I'll check out Craig O tonight and see what he's up to that is if you aren't mafia.

I can go for that.

Lynch Raiserb1ade