Open Mini-fridge

=> Promise THUG he'll never be AUDITED if he gives you the knife.

D&D last night. Yadda yadda yadda. Should have plenty of time to get some stuff done tonight.

=> Examine LEVERAGE POSTER.

Roll LEVERAGE POSTER into a CUDGEL.

Hide behind Mini-Fridge and make the guard think you've escaped so he'll come inside and you can take him out with the rolled up poster.

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You take a look inside.

...

Well, um...ignorance was certainly bliss, wasn't it? Well, thankfully it doesn't seem to be counting down at all.

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....

Dammit.....

Well, just because it's counting down doesn't mean it's a bomb, right?

Right?

As a side-note, it feels tremendously cliche' for there to be a bomb in the fridge.


However, I don't know why.

I mean, we're a taxman, not a bombsquad! For all we know, it could be one of those self microwaving hot dogs from Futurama!

In fact:

=>Pick up SELF MICROWAVING HOT DOG.

Oh! Oh! Oh! I've seen something about this kind of stuff on Mythbusters before!

=> Stick FRIDGE against bars so that the front faces the BARS, then stand in a corner away from the FRIDGE that's not behind the FRIDGE.

Bless you, Discovery Channel, for improving the lives of people everywhere!

*G. I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!*

Y'know what I find funny?

I have no idea what I was planning to do with the bomb. I have no idea what we'll do with the paperclip, key, notebook/flask, any of it.

And yet I feel like I do. I'm pretty much acting like I know what I'm doing, when I'm as clueless as to how to get out of this room, as you are.

Well, okay. There's ONE element to all of this that I'm 100% sure of. And it will be hilarious.

Just operate by rule of funny, and it'll work.