YOU'RE a towel.

Sorry, man; this MUST be done:

GET USED TO IT!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE a towel!

You have the benefit of having that full team versus my one character and a bit of backup, though.

Yep. We knew they were inducing her at 9AM. I couldn't sleep the night before. Then she went into a 20 hour delivery. Baby was delivered via c-section at 5AM. Texted a few family members and friends, then wanted to stay awake to ensure her and the baby were doing okay. Then they ask you if you want to see him get his first bath, so you say yes of course.

Then, after being awake for over 38 hours you settle into the most uncomfortable chair known to man to take a quick nap. And that's when your inlaws show up to visit...

I didn't get any sleep until almost 48 hours, mostly due to all the family and friends that felt they had to see him on his first day.

That's okay. I'm making up for it on the second scenario. I feel kind of dirty for playing it, but since work was so busy the last two weeks I think I put the team together in about 5 minutes.

Sorry it took me so long to get. You guys have been busy today.

Me too for 8 more days

I think that's the same method used in New York City to determine at what age they can issue you a ticket for riding your bicycle on the sidewalk.
Thank you, sir! Your comments are very much in keeping with what I've heard from friends who, unlike me, have made the trip.
Listen, I'm verrrrry careful with what I say in KFC, ever since that time I told the female behind the counter I wanted extra breasts.
Which is probably the reason it surfaced in an Ogre thread!

Ditto
:filler:

Totally makes me think of

Brian Regan standup

Thanks for the giggle Haven

Wow. Good call! I did get the pluralization of moose from his bit.

Do you like Eddie Izzard as well?

Don't forget your towel!

I absolutely love Eddie Izzard. I get to laughing so hard that I can't breathe, have tears rolling down my face and my stomach hurts.