I pulled a muscle last night in my right calf, so I have a sweet crip-walk going on today.

So gangs have a walk now? I thought it was all colors and handshake?

When did you join a gang?


Do not let the Bloods see your Crip walk or you might have to fight your way out gangland style.

You need a sweet sword cane, like this one, to go with that limp.

Nah... he needs one of these.

Link is not work safe unless you're Bud.

Luckily, I have the one from my wedding.


For those of you following the NCAA tournament, or those of you who like Cinderella stories in sports, welcome to Dunk City.

Does it look like this?



Wessstttiiiiddddeee!

Or is it more like this?

spike1138 page. Word to your mother.

Hey jwb and Bud. If you are planning to go to the 6:00PM game, I may be a little late.

I am working from home today, however the big boss called and asked me to come in this afternoon. We're apparently firing my least favorite coworker this afternoon and they need me to clear out that person's office while they do the surprise firing.

This of course will not help my street cred with my peeps who will now associate my late afternoon strolling in as the harbinger of bad news.

So yeah, I may be late....

Come into work carrying a scythe and a black robe for added effect.

Heh! The old sneak attack. "He's your $#!+ and get out!"

This the one who took the call during the presentation with one of the big-wigs?

Deyyaaammmmnnn. That crip and blood talk has my memories on overtime. I can still throw up a pretty good bK set and recognize most of the graffiti for its affiliation, but I didn't expect these LPC playas to be down with it.

Ten years of working with Detroit and Flint gang bangers opened my eyes to the joys of the urban youth culture. Good stuff. I joked that OEF and OIF tours were nice stress reducers from that work...but it weren't a joke!

I read Peter Panxerfaust #10 today and didn't realize it was the last issue until the f@#*ing end. I should have waited til this week to eBay my run of it! A complete run makes a ####load more sense than a 9 issue sale!

That. Is gross.

As long as you're covered.

Yeaaahhh, boyyyeeee!

I don't think I can make it tonight any way - we have a customer going live on a product that everyone forgot existed...

Wear all black when you go in

Brilliant! You should totally do this!