And now for something completely different.

Hey there, party people! How's everyone doing on this fine day? Hope you're making the most of it!

Party Party Party!

We haven't see all that many posts by CuriousLurker. I hope he's OK!

I'm surrounded by idiots at work.

Thank goodness he's OK!

I'm sure they'll smarten up in no time, buddy!

So... Hypericum is a flower and not a super-porn star!

...until now!

Spam spam spam!

While I understand that my new status as super porn star may be amazing to some of you, jarring to others, and offensive to none...I ask that you continue to treat me as just a normal LPC sorta guy. By that I mean, do not treat me poorly like I'm pizzaburger or phantalien, but please treat me with just tolerable civility like I'm curiouslurker or norym.

wealthily yours,
Hypericum

With a name like yours I can only guess what you are wealthy with. White gold!

All those decades of working long hours fluffing really paid off.

I heard it was a crazy fluffing accident what gave him his powers!

3rd Eye Blind?

He was bitten by a radioactive trouser snake!