Whoa... whoa... there are rules to this. I would not touch a friend's ex until I know they're broken up and over it. I still don't think that yet.

Hate to quote myself but the above.
On a more serious note...ah,this is the LPC...there is no serious!
No,I have a Doop for you if you PM me your address.
Gives me something to do while I'm on the sick with full pay...shuffling round like a zombie though with slipped discs!

Out of curiosity, did anyone else use all of their manscaping trimmings from 2016 as packing material for the secret Santa, or was that just me?

You kidding? Dude has a family already! I think you're clear!

I know I did because the person was very much into crabs. I hope the little guys survive the cold.

If they're coming this way, they'll be fine. It's too warm here.

Stop touching yourself while posting!

You are not the boss of me.

If I were, you'd be fired for screwing around on the internet all day!

Just September's.

I saved up during Movember and then had a veritable mother lode.

word to your mother.

Double post.

On the toilet at work today, I farted pretty loud, and then lightly chuckled. There was someone in the stall next to me, and they definitely heard the fart and probably heard the chuckle. I really hope it was a co-worker.

Farts are always funny.