ENTs are known to not be hasty

Particularly when convening an ENTmoot.

Well played, skrulls. Well played.

I speak Entish.


And Hovitos.

That's some good tequila.

I have been working around the house since 6:20 am and yet am still wearing my pajamas.
I am constantly tired lately. Kids are taking their naps, so this Skrull is taking a nap too.

Oops, I meant this guy, not Skrull. that's silly.

You skrulls need to drink more tequila.

This Skrull is under 21...

Height has nothing to do with it

And the 1972 Miami Dolphins team can once again breathe easy (figuratively speaking; those dudes are old as hell).

I shoulda started Brandin Cooks over Robert Woods. Made the right call starting Alvin Kamara and benching the Rams defense.

GO SAINTS!

I don't think I mentioned this, but last Sunday I went to a Golden Knights hockey game. My friend purchased a ticket for me as a present, because those prices are insane. The production values at the game were off the charts. The whole thing was entertaining.

As we walked in, they were giving away free mini-posters of one of the players. I told my friend she could have mine, and could probably trade it for one she didn't have.

At the end of the 1st period, the Senators were up 1-0. In the 2nd they went up 2-0. Knights came back and tied it up with two quick goals near the end of the period. In the 3rd, the Senators went up 3-2, and I thought I wouldn't be allowed to come back because I'm a jinx. Then the Knights tied it up 3-3, and into OT.

In OT, a Knights player was on a breakaway, when a Senator knocked him from behind with his stick. So, he got to take a penalty shot. Nailed it game over. That guy who scored the game winning goal? JOHN CENA! I mean, Jonathan Marchessault...the guy who was featured in the free poster. So, I changed my mind and kept the poster.

There's too much substance in your story. You should have ended it with the John Cena reference.

I have failed this forum.

CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lower case!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!