Day 4: Welcome to Bullet Dodging School


The arguments were all over the place. He did this! She did that! Who the hell this this thing?? I blame...

By the time night struck, that last sentence wasn't finished.


Night 4 starts now. You have 24 hours.

Night phase 4 has been extended indefinitely pending a player replacement.

Night 4: Ol’ No Name We Call This Night


The angry woman was back, possibly angrier than ever. She knew that right now, in this moment, someone was getting this GD boot to the back of their skull!

Upon approaching her target however, she started to question of they even had a skull under there. Nevertheless, she took a big swing with her leg and hit right on target.

And her foot got stuck in the amorphous mess that was this person’s head. Somehow they didn’t notice though, which made her sigh a breath of relief. All she could do was slip out of her shoe and sneak off, hoping that whenever the shoe was noticed, it wasn’t immediately linked back to her.

Or maybe she did want that. She was always down for a fight after all.

……………………………………………………………

Elsewhere, there was a big girl sitting in her home. She had a habit of just sitting in her home whenever something bad was happening. She didn’t want to make things worse. Making things worse was kind of an unintentional specialty of hers.

Suddenly, she heard a sound coming from her backyard. She quickly decided that if someone was out there, she should at least defend herself. She walked out there, picked up a nearby branch, and held a defensive stance as if the branch was a weapon.

As she looked around, suddenly the big tree in her yard toppled over and went to land right on top of her. Was this just her bad luck following her one last time, or did someone of immense strength push it on her?

This was the last question she would get to ponder before being crushed.


Dolceandbanana is dead! She was Prudence Parrish, Magnet for Stress, a combination of Pam Poovey from Archer and Mrs. Puff from SpongeBob SquarePants (Town)!

RengadeRoy has replaced StormCrawler!

Day 5 starts now. You have until noonish tomorrow PST

Hey, KJ - Was I your target last nite?

Yes, you were. Why do you ask?

@Dboy, was there a player replacement? I know you were asking for a replacement.

Because I failed and this helps us to know if it was you targeting me or there’s a Mafia blocker in play.

Additionally, that helps my certainty about some other nites being askew and not whether DB informs you of failure if your action wouldn’t have mattered anyway. (In this case, you were my target last Nite but it wouldn’t have mattered if you hadn’t blocked me, so DB telling me I failed regardless is a little important to me).

It's been added to the end of the writeup...

I mean, it was totally there the whole time! I don't know how you missed it!

Interestingly enough, my action targeting you failed last night. That either means:

1. You and I were both blocked (that would mean 3 blockers, so this is unlikely)
2. You were jailkept (I suppose this is likely, but nobody else has really come up and said that their action failed)
3. You are part of the Mafia and one of you Tracked me, so you 100% knew with certainty that I targeted you (entirely possible)

What did you try to target me with last night, Rokk?

Something potentially beneficial to you, depending who else targeted you.

I really don’t want to power claim though I guess if it’s a difference between death during Day or Nite, chance of one final Nite helps.

Meanwhile, I’m “Very Fast Doggo Running at Intense High Speed” combining Krypto and Goddard (“Jimmy Neutron”). You would think after all of these years I’d be used to DB naming conventions.

It is entirely possible that you are used to DB's naming conventions, and that is why you were able to come up with a name that sounds exactly like something he would use. I'm just speculating here, and it's also entirely possible that I am overthinking this.

There is also the fact that we have no clue what the mafia theme is. It's very likely that "Very Fast Doggo Running at Intense High Speed" is your character, but without more information on the mafia, character claiming means very little.

No fibbing. You’ve been around him your whole life and you’re still not used to his naming.

N1: KJ
N2: VB
N3: Either myself or Mr. Stranger (I took a wild shot and said I would try targeting myself and if that wasn’t allowed, Stranger. It was never told to me which I got to do).
N4: KJ

Correction: I've been around him his whole life. I'm the older sibling.

Well that sucks, and it puts us in a bad position today.

RoyCrawler is still suspect to me, not because he's been absent but because of the last thing he said about results not matching.

Personally I need a power claim from him/them.

Vote: RenegadeRoy

Also, has anyone seen themselves in the writeups yet? Maybe we can narrow some things down that way too.