I just want to know when we are going to get an Airship.

Cid you should be on top of that because I'm way too drunk too even finish this po...........:knockedou

*sigh*

Yeah, sorry for the overreaction there guys. I'm just a tad over the edge lately. My best source of entertainment is shot to hell(rip computer, *sniff*) The only thing I have now are my Star Trek DS9 reruns, *shudder* FF X-2, and my mountain of pron.

I'm sorry, I got something in my eye.

Ok, please let the word go out that I retract my previous ultumatum. Everyone is welcome. Lurkers and all. We'll all be on big, geeky, and slightly murderous internet family

I love you guys... I mean I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!

Good job working over Strago, Sabin. I, as well as X-Death, deem you worthy of becoming a member of the Death Squad.

As for you, Squall. Always good to have someone with leadership experience in this clan. Perhaps I shall make a SeeD division of this clan. Sort of like the good guy version of the Death Squad.

Sephiroth, I seem to be in a decent mood, for once. So, your punishment has also been recinded. GET THIS MAN HIS PUDDING!

*remembers all the chefs are dead or in agonizing pain with no hope of recovery and the cafeteria is still in shambles*

Ok, hire more chefs and get a repair crew to remodel the cafeteria. But be careful about who you hire. Those contractors can be a ##### to deal with.

Amen, now get my pudding!!!

I'm so glad that nobody has taken my favorite yet. I will be Wakk, Captin of the Besaid Aurochs. That blitzball trophy will be our's!

SeeD Commander - Kefka - Leader
aquafire - Zidane - 2nd in command
shock man x - Sephiroth - Minister of Villain Affairs
X-Death - himself - Captain of the Death Squad
Basil Elks - Tifa - Kefka's personal concubine
Cid Orlandu - pretty obvious
SilverAgeFlash - Thief
Dalandow - Cloud
Psylockeslover - Fighter
bradley2099 - Sabin
shinigami0079 - Cyan
Mikeofreak - Cecil
malephoenix - General Leo
vertigosrealm - Cid
Mago de Oz - Kain
m_holden - Auron
DCBebop - Mog
Kurenai - Vincent Valentine
Unknown_Riku - Reno
New Warrior - Irvine
Goken - Squall
CaptainAtom - Amarant
DragonFro - Wakka

Holy ####! I turned on my computer and it didn't blow up in my face. Color me astonished! Anyway, welcome Wakka. Pull up a chair and have a few charred fishsticks. Unfortunately, we don't have a Blitzball team, yet.

We're not big on sports. We're primarily a world domination-oriented, kill women and children, save the men's bones to make our furniture, and be home in time to watch The Simpsons type group. BUAHAHAHA! BUAHAHAHA!

What!? Don't tell me I'm the only one!

*tosses Sephiroth a six-pack of chocolate Jello pudding*

Oo! Ill be Eigaar! Eigaar!!

I'll assume you meant Edgar. Very well:

gil galad - Edgar

The Figaros have been reunited. You son of a submariner!

Sabin: Hey bro. What's up? Check out the chick in the corner.

(I apologize for the below post. I'm pretty plastered right now. Just came back from a cousins b-day party, and I here they are going to bust out with the Karaoke. So I'm most definitely going back just to make a gigantic ### of myself)




Ok, I was just thinking. In order to seem less villain biased, and possibly attract more members, I was thinking of starting some less bad guy oriented(and FF themed) divisions within this otherwise evil intentioned clan.

We already have our trusty Death Squad. But, I haven't really defined what they do. As I see it, they should be our strong arm. Our Marine Corp, if you will. First ones in, last ones to leave. That sort of thing.

Other divisions I was thinking of:

Cult of Kefka - our elite mystics. If we ever wanted to threaten the world with doomsday spells, or summon hell-beasts to do our bidding, then they would be our go to guys.

SeeD Division - the antithesis of the Death Squad. Whereas the Death Squad would perform more direct tasks, and be our main invasion army. SeeD would be much more covert. They would be our black ops.

The Red Wings - our air force. They would maintain superiority of the sky. Only the best of airship technology.

I don't know if there was ever a major FF version of a navy.

I had more ideas, but I've seem to have forgotten them. As I said, I'm verry drunk and expect to become more inebriated as the night goes on. So, again, I must apologize for the possible stupidity of this post.

Questions? Comments?

What about the Turks, got to have our own version of the mob you know. For general bullying and to colect protection dues from the other clans. Do all the stuff that we shouldn't bother the Death Squad or SeeDs for. Our own on the street cops so to speak.

Of course, the Turks. See, I knew I forgot something.

The Turks - they will handle our "legitimate" businesses

You know, I just realized I may have made this clan even more evil. Now we've gotten bureaucratic about it. And really, is there anything more evil than bureaucrats?

So let's see, we now have our Death Squad, SeeD division, The Red Wings, Cult of Kefka, and The Turks.

SeeD and The Turks will report to Sephiroth. The bulk of our armed forces(Death Squad/Red Wings) will report to Zidane. If he's not around X-Death shall handle them. Of course, The Cult of Kefka will report to me and me alone.

Our Captains:

Death Squad - X-Death
SeeD division - I'll assume Squall will want this position
The Red Wings - I'll also assume Cecil or Cid(not T.G., then again he hasn't posted here since I started this whole thing) will want this position
The Turks - Again, it'll make the most sense if Reno takes the position

The only opening is for Magus of the Cult of Kefka.

What about me?

This clan will not be delegated into the 2nd page! Not on my watch.

So, how did the marquee weekend go for everyone? I couldn't go. Had to work