Granted.

You go back into your mother's womb, and remain there conscious for nine long months. By the time you are born, you've gone insane from boredom.

I wish they would make new episodes of Family Guy.

Wish granted. They are!

Unfortunately, you only have two months to live.

I wish Wizkids would link Whoclix to their website.

Wish granted. Everyone is stoked.


Even chicks angry bulls, bobby knight, and "chicks during that time of month."

Except...

Kurt Loder. Hes pretty angry about this. And be warned. Kurt has friends at mtv. This means power. He plays even less music than possible. Its now into just clips....

They look up to him as a great-great-great GrandFather Figure.


I wish we had more pics of Legacy!!!

that'd be sweeeeet...


By the way, Fuse rocks.

Granted.

BrotherMagneto secretly posts more figures of Legacy. Wizkids notices his unorthodox behavior, and he is fired. They replace him with someone else who has the creativity of a mirror, and gives no useful information in the character description.

I wish I was ammune to heart disease.

Wish Granted.

Every Single one of your immunities converts to fighting heart disease only.

You walk outside. Your out for about 2 minutes. You catch about 334 different disesases in this time. Unfortuneatly, the heart disease fighters are defenseless against every single one. You fall right their on the sidwalk. dead of course, but thatll be a few painfull hours later.

I wish I was as gifted as writing songs as such as Neil Young...

Granted.

You write the same songs Neil Young. When you try to sell them, he sues you. You go bankrupt, and live on the streets until you die.

I wish I had a can of whipped creme right about now.

why would I plageurize?

I'd be writing something as good as Neil Young I thought... And then you corrupt it.

whatever.

Your Wish is Granted...


Your whipped cream lies in front of you, on a naked reuben studdard.


I wish Mindless Self Indulgence released a new cd...

Well, it is the "Corrupt-a-Wish" Game. Don't take it so personally.

It just didnt make sense is all...

They release a new awesome CD. In an "unrelated" event, you go deaf.

I wish I had a genie.

Wish Granted.

He committs suicide when He meets you.

He used some effects to make it look pretty bad too.

You poop your pants from it.


I wish I had the powers of Mystique.

wish granted.
you have mystique's shape changing ability..... sadly you have no control over the power.
you spend the rest of your life alternating between looking like carrot top and kathy bates.

i wish i'd stop getting e-mails on how to enlarge parts of my anatomy naturaly.

Wish granted.

You stop getting e-mails on how to enlarge parts of your anatomy naturally.

Instead, you start getting a flood of e-mails on how to enlarge parts of your anatomy un-naturally. You succumb to temptation and order the "Stretch-Master 3000." After your landlord reports the smell to the police, they discover your corpse with a detatched member and a painful smile on your face.

I wish I were in Dixie.

Wish granted.

This results in offers of unnatural ways.


When they say they pull it, the mean it...


I wish I had invented bottled water, and get ####ing bloody rich off of it like the real dude did, and simply cut myself off from society in a small log cabin nestled in the canadian wilderness where I live the rest of my days as a trapper.