Quick, call your mom to come over and turn on the electricity while you're working on those fixtures!

I can assure you his mom is indisposed at the moment.

A college friend of mine used to talk of an old pen & paper RPG based on Ghostbusters. Whether they made it more lighthearted or if the game system was designed to be that way, some of the things they did in the game bordered on the absurd. I remember him telling me that in one adventure they had to fight a poltergeist which was into sodomy. This had been particularly difficult for his Ghostbuster character who was Mr. Rogers from an alternate universe where he'd spent time in prison and had butt tattoo that said "Exit Only"

I think we have different definitions of "more lighthearted." That sounds significantly scarier to me than the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

Nothing is more whimsical than spectral butthole violation.

They call her the Black Widow, but show a picture of Spider-Woman. However, since SW has those pheromones, she may be more applicable.

http://www.inquisitr.com/26696/russi...raping-10-men/

I'm trying to remember. Did Lincoln say that during the emancipation Proclamation or in the Gettysburg Address?

penis trauma!!!

I love that THAT'S what you took away from that story!

I meant more light-hearted than other P&P RPGs.

Of course, I suppose there aren't too many people getting buggered by an owl-bear.

They would never be able to get away with an article like that if a woman was raped.

I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!

We love the leader!

Now that I have reached the pinnacle of my nerdliness, I will look back on you, the little people, fondly.

I'm glad it was you.

Scarecrow, I think I'll miss you most of all.