You are suddenly in dixie land.


Sadly, You are in the same setting as deliverance on a canoe going down the river and you keep hearing this banjo getting louder and louder...


I wish I was in Amsterdam with some buddies.

Granted

Sadly, Your locked in a Amsterdam apartment with your buddies Rupaul and MJ, the king of Pop. Good Luck

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I wish for my wish to be corrupted. (Bring it)

Wish granted

You get your wish but the genie also throws in the clap for free!

I wish that I had a turkey sandwich. And no zombie turkey or the mayo is evil, the lettuce isn't from Hitler's personal garden and on standard no-mouldy brown bread that hasn't been made from ground up kittens

Wish granted
but the turkey is a little dry

I wish I had a new car

Granted.

You get a little toy car that has never been seen before because it's so carpy.

I wish my back didn't hurt so much.

Wish granted

You get hit by a busload of Shriners and are paralyzed, unable to feel anything below your neck. Except your right foot, which itches like crazy!

I wish that people would just "get it", get it?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish granted.

People "get it", you don't.

I wish I had a high paying job playing Heroclix!

granted

Unfornitaly your now the only person who plays heroclix everyone mow plays shin-gojis spoof "Hero-lix"

Wish granted
your job is to stand in front of a wall while they fire hero clix at high speed at you to test them for durability. after several shots in the groin you decide that the job is not worth it you then go to work for Janet Reno as her personal sponge bather.

I wish they would make The falcon into a hero clix

Oh and I wish barbara boxer was president.

Wish granted

Considered to be a game breaker, the mini of the F-16 is in high demand

I wish I knew who Barbara Boxer is. C'mon people! Genies cannot read minds!
I also wish everyone had new hats!

wish grant
you now know that barbara boxer is a prominant congress women from californai, unforninatly you finding this out makes you feel stupid and you shoot you self out of depresion

I still wish barbara boxer was president

Wish granted

Nobody notices.

I wish people could spell, especially when they are calling ME stupid! Or fails to notice I am in Canada!

wish granted

nothing changes since you failed to specifie that you wanted people to be able to spell well.

I wish that canadain would bow to the might that is the all power U S OF A.