Without Remorse

Holy Crow, the dice were kind to me today....not that they were so hot they made up for my skills level.

But the post-tourney fellowship roll netted me the LE Deadpool!

So considering only one was rolled, maybe I should say the DIE was kind today...

I actually own both of the pictured cards.
There are two other versions as well.
At one point, the obscene one was fetching 100 bucks.

You roll off for Fellowship?

One of my venues does that unless there's an extraordinarily good person.

IF everyone's perfect...its the only "Fair" way to do it

There's always the triangle or tambourine!

I couldn't cut it. I was "removed" from band class.

So seeing as I'm soming back to the realms in a long time. What's an Ogre and can I be one? Like, do I have to raid small communities and kill and eat everyone..cause I already do that. So if I can get recongition for it that'd be sweet.

A dice roll is the way it's done now, with a number assigned to where you finished.

I got the prize based on a "5" showing up on a d12 (I think) -- ironically, rolled by me. Which, under the judge's system, was tied to where I finished in the tourney. So if I had finished higher, the "5" wouldn't have done it for me. I would have needed a "6."

Before, under this venue's previous judge, players would vote for fellowship -- unless we had one person who was a first-time participant but I'm not so sure there's an ideal system. There were times when fellowship went to a new kid or a first-time adult player and we never saw 'em again.

So at this very moment, I'm thinking a dice roll is perfect!

You must first defeat the Green Knight, then purchase a shrubbery for The Last Posters Who Say Ni. After that comes a series of floggings and consumption of a vegemite sandwich without a beverage chaser. You may then become assistant to my apprentice, PhoenixFire.

You forgot that for the first week you must sleep in the pee corner.

Do I have to wear clothing? And can I bring my army or mutated badgers??

Clothing is totally optional. Mutated badgers? Yes please!

You may join but there is an initiation.

& it is just as painful as it looks. Plus you have to deal with the smell.