next time, I would suggest a "crave case" from White Castle.

Industrial strength intense and awful aroma.

http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/my...turd-minimyth/

Mythbusters polish a turd

I've never shipped a severed head, let alone a bunch of excrement, but I bet maple syrup would be a good way to mask the scent.

Barring a guest,who else could it have been? Maybe a (turd) burglar?

Baby Jesus!

I hate when I get a batch of cookie dough mixed, look down at the recipe, and see "Chill over night."

Ain't nobody got time for that!

I always have time to chill.

If you make it to 75, please go to Chernobyl. No reason.

The fridge for a couple hours usually does the trick! But the difference between two hours of waiting and letting chill overnight is not that great if you're in a hurry. Another thing I've tried when you're in a big hurry...cold hands! Like as cold as you can manage. Cold like the way Char likes to get fisted.

It's called the "finger trap". The only problem is that you are trapped because of your fist freezing to the insides as opposed to your fingers getting stuck because they are both pulling apart.

TIL that Char's backside is a giant Chinese fingercuff.



Nature is so strange.

Pro tip: Read the whole thing first

And spoil the ending?!?