Oh.my.god.

I hate you. But want to be you.

How long were you all smoking those ribs for?

A smoker is something I have always wanted to buy but never had the time/energy to put it through fruition. Plus, I really wanted it for the winter so I could cold smoke some salmon to make some homemade lox.

P.s. I hate you too. But that's OK cause us other Ogres are going to smoke a whole bunch of meats. With Black Jack and hookers and your parents who will conveniently not tell you about it.

I smoked a pack of cigarettes and some hybrid mango gelato.

I really have nothing to add today.

And yet, you added something.

Cheater.

How TF do you smoke gelato?

With a vape pen.

There's no cheating. Only winning.

I did not do the smoking, it was split between 2 others. And I think it was like 16 hours, maybe?

If you are not cheating, you don't want to win badly enough.

IF you are cheating you are not winning good enough

That's more like it.

Wintremute is under arrest.

That is really good. Im going to use this on my kids.

My oldest is a terrible loser and has been tempted to cheat.

I'm understated.

That's an understatement