JLA Smurf Move

Claustrophobia Smurf got to the top of the building and breathed a sigh of relief. Finally, there was no one to bother him....but then he spotted a girl with a medical medical kit nearby. He sauntered over to her, not impressed. "Hey! This is my rooftop! I smurfed it, so you can smurf off or else I'll smurf you myself!"

Meanwhile as Average Smurf strolled along he Competitive Smurf ran past him. "Hey there average! Bet you can't catch me! I'm the smurfiest smurf that there is!"
"Good for you" replied Average Smurf "Do you really think that I give a Smurf?"

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Smurf at H47 (Claustrophobic Smurf) moves to E45.

Smurf at Q49 (Competitive Smurf) moves to K48.

Smurf at T49 (Average Smurf) moves to N49.

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Hey choon, that sounds like a cool idea. I'd considered doing that myself. International postage for LE's would be a pain though, as well as the length of time games would take, but if it could be set up it would be cool. Are you a registered Judge?

attn all good guys...dont forget to use Papa Smurfs outwit for something.......hes too close to my team so i cant.....

Well good news bad news Clixhunter...... you(or any one on team good) don't have to worry yourself about using Papa smurfs' Outwit this turn.

This is because it is our turn to use him for an action(turn 6) followed by our free action (turn 7). But now that you mention it, he is kinda close to your team isn't he?

I'll let you decide which is the good and which is the bad.

Clixhunter - did you want Moon Knight to use Willpower to avoid taking a click of damage? Or did you want to turn it off? I will assume you leave the Willpower on because you did not put a click of damage in the final position report but please clarify.

Clixhunter - Not only did Firstfed attack with the first Smurf, the Smurf in F20 was used by team evil last turn.

Wakandaman - Corrected the Double Moondragons.

Rule Clarification - If someone is standing on a manhole cover (I.E. Aquaman) characters cannot move into or out of the sewer. But attacks may go up to the street level from the ladder square below the manhole cover and from the figure standing on the manhole cover down into the sewer.

I.E. If there was a Smurf in M4 sewer level it could attack Aquaman and Aquaman could attack that Smurf. But the Smurf can't come up to street level and none of Clixhunters other figures could decend to the sewer level. Clear?

New maps out in a minute.

Part Five & Six

The Trouble with Smurfs

Crabby Smurf scuttled from side- to- side looking for someone to pinch. As Dove landed behind Hawk, Crabby Smurf danced with glee. If only Drunk Smurf would get out of the way, he'd pinch to his heart's content. Crabby Smurf said, "pinch, pinch, aaaaaaahhhhh!" Then he fell over, little arcs of dark energy flowing back and forth on his tiny shirtless body.

Raven smirked, "Got your back, Dove."

Hawk shot the mystic a sideways glance. He made a fist and punched the nearest little blue man.

Dove sighed, "I knew it would be a bad idea for you to watch The O.C." She swatted the back of his head. "The sideways look, the punching."

Hawk grinned, "Dawnie, the punching ain't new for me." He gave a head fake at the nearest little blue man. "I've been hitting people for years."

Drunk Smurf smashed his bottle of Jack Daniels and threatened Hawk & Dove with the broken bottle. He gestured at random, "Ah love yew." He swung the jagged little weapon, "An' ah hayte yew."

Hawk smiled. "You know the problem with these guys, they don't fight so good."

Drunk Smurf dropped the broken bottle and stared at Dove. "Kin I have your phone number?" And then he hurled.

Hawkman Charges to GG18 and attacks the Smurf at FF18. Def. 13 – Att. 8 = need 5. Rolled 3,3=6 hit with knockback. Smurf takes 2 but is stopped by the Smurf in DD18 from moving.

Hawkgirl Charges to GG17 and attacks the Smurf at FF18. Def.11 (13 ) – Att. 8 = need 3. Rolled 1,5. Smurf takes 2 and is Koed.

Black Adam rests.

Final Positions
E Black Adam TT16
V Hawkman GG18 @
E Hawkgirl GG17 @

Allied with Wakandaman
Allied with Glorfindel

Smurf Moves
Papa Smurf then Outwits Black Cat’s Probability Control.

Papa Smurf attacks Logan. Def. 14 – att. 11 = need 3. Rolled 5,3=8 hit. Logan takes 3 – 1 toughness = 2, (darn that 11 distance!).

Smurf in G37 attacks Elektra Def. 16 – att. 7 = need 9. Rolled 2,5=7 miss.

Smurf in h37 attacks Elektra Def. 16 – att. 7 = need 9. Rolled 4,6=10 hit. Elektra takes a click.

Black Adam saw one of his new allies turn and start beating on something. Then he saw the vermin start poring out of the manhole behind the man in black. Black Adam grimaced. “You two keep heading for the book. I have to help our friends from being overrun. With that he sped off to help the struggling man in black. Black Adam grabbed the manhole cover and turned to the Smurf who was getting ready to jump the man. “Catch!” (Squeamish people stop reading until the next paragraph!) The spinning manhole cover caught Marko Smurf right at his little blue belly button and buzzed through him like a radial arm saw. The top half of the Smurf rode the metal disk for a ways until it spun off.

Hawkman charged the nearest Smurf. He swung his ax in a vicious arc that caused the Smurf to duck right into the upswing of the mace. The Smurf arced into the air where Hawkgirl waited. She smiled a predatory smile and smacked the little blue body into the lake where it landed with a splash.

Smurf
Lecherous Smurf and Horny Smurf watched the object of their desire leap away they tried to follow. They were stopped in their tracks by another woman hiding in a car. “Hey lets Smurf her instead.” “But she isn’t as Smurfy as the other one.” “Has that ever stopped you before?” “Uhh . . . no.” The two Smurfs leaped at Elektra. Lecherous Smurf made it in the window before Elektra could close it on Horny Smurf. Lecherous grabbed her leg and started planting love bites on it.

Papa Smurf watched the attention given to Black Cat. “Something must be done. She has bewitched them! Hmm . . . somewhere in here . . . Haha! Here it is.” Papa Smurf waved his hands at Black Cat. “Stop Smurfing and Smurf no more!” Sparks shot out of his fingertips and settled in a fine snowfall around Black Cat who looked more amused than irritated. “Now to get down to business. That one just survived having a metal machine dropped on him. He must be the most dangerous.” Papa Smurf cocked his arm back and a ball of golden light started to form in it. He mumbled something and tossed the ball almost straight up in the air. It hovered a moment then Papa Smurf pointed at Wolverine. A blast of lightning shot out of the ball and hit the X-Man. The very angry and singed Logan got up. “Holy Smurf! He is still standing!”

And I thought I was a little disturbed.

Bill

ps. And thanks Richard. The firing went just fine.

WakandaMan

Surprisingly I am not a judge....
I don't think ALC is one also.....

OK I better look at registering to be a judge first.

I guess its OK to pay for postage....SEA MAIL. It shouldn't cost that much.


Thanks

Sinister Syndicate Turn 6

Kraven attacks Smurf at TT17. 10AV vs 12AV = need 3. Roll a 7 (5 + 2). Smurf takes 3 and is KO’d.

Bullseye moves to NN18.

Doctor Octopus attacks smurf at KK20. (Willpower push) 10AV vs 13DV = need a 3. Roll a 7 (2 + 5) Smurf takes 2.

Position Check:
Blizzard MM19
Doctor Octopus OO19 @@
Kraven SS18 @
Bullseye NN18. @

Allied with ALC
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Smurf Actions:

Smurf N32 moves to H34

Smurf N31 moves to H33

Smurf AA47 attacks car at BB46

Hey Glorfindel, did you roll for Leadership or what? You took 3 actions there mate.

I keep going to do that myself. It's a problem when you're used to 300 pointers.

1. Logan attempts to regen.... rolls a 5, for 3 clicks of healing(back to 1 click)

2. Venom perplexes his own move to 10 and L/C's to E-43


Positions
Moondragon(0) E-34(WOW.... he's still standing...)
Venom(1) F-43(w car)@(Mmm.... smurf brains!!!)
Logan(1) F-34@(At least they didn't get the hat)
Jenny F-44(Hey guys, little help here would be nice.....)

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Smurf actions
1. Decoy smurf(W-48)does the last damage to car section X-47
2. Zorro Smurf(W-46) damages car section W-47(1 dam)
3. K-T-W-T-D Smurf(X-44) moves to X-47


Wow.... didn't see that comming ALC. Great move! Kinda made me change around my actions....

Venom
Logan
Moondragon
Dr. Buddy Rydell
Jenny "McFirstday" Nord
Dispatch

On to the story……

Jenny just noticed the little blue..... thing come up to her
"Ah... hey guys, how about a little help? One of those blue things is here"
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Venom, who was about to use his car to show Moonknight why it didn't pay to stop him from helping innocents, heard Jenny, and slumped his shoulders. He turned around to Moonknight and patted him on the head
"Sorry, no time to play right now." as he bounced on to the roof "But don't worry yourself WE'll be back as soon as possible."
Moonknight sighed in relief, the little blue guys were enough of a problem THAT blue guy was a different story...

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As Heather was going to say something to Venom about leaving the fun she saw Logan get hit again...... this time from a blue thing in a red hat. Logan dissapeared in a burst of light. Though she felt something hit her in the face.... Logan's hat.
"But .....but ....he can't be gone....."
"Give me that" as a hand grabed the hat. It was Logan!!!!!
"............" She couldn't say anything
Logan cracked his neck, adjusted his hat "What? You thought I'd be taken out by some silly light show?" as he took out a cigar, cut it with a small blade on his hand and lit it off his other hand that was still smoldering a bit. He closed his hand, flexed a few times and it stopped smouldering."It'll take a lot more than that, darlin. This is what I do, and I'm the BEST at what I do."
Moondragon couldn't believe what she just saw. She just kind of nodded her head with a not-so-bright-look on her face.


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I'll try to do the smurf story later...

1. Moon Knight will shut off stealth and willpower push to attack Venom Av 9 vs Dv 16 need a 7 to do 1 after toughness
rolled a 9 (5,4) hit for 1 to venom


ALC...please note... i referenced willpower in the action description

“Laskey! Laskey!” The radio in Laskey’s ear sprang to life. “Send the big pink doofus down here! This medic got us both in trouble!”
“Can’t you just leave him? Like you did to me when Batman was chasing us?” was Laskey the Lackey’s reply.
“I got you out of jail didn’t I?”
“I spent 12 hours in a cell with Killer Croc!” Laskey retorted.
“And now Croc owes us a favor! I’ll even let you call it in. My gift to my favorite underling.” Deathstroke was pouring it on.
“Well . . . “ Laskey hemmed and hawed.
“Send that big Pink monster down here now!!!”
Laskey turned down the radio. “Hey Pinky! His lord and master, Old One Eye, wants us on the street. Trouble with the soldier boy.”
Despero never turned to look at him. He walked to the edge of the building and walked off. Laskey observed the two other smurfs fighting over their now missing “Pink Girlfriend” and made a hasty retreat.


Nasty Boys Action

Despero leaps and climbs to E20 (Hello small blue men! Shall we play?)

Laskey moves to D17

Positions
U Despero @ E20
E Deathstroke H19
R Easy Co. Medic G19
R Lackey @ D17

Smurf Story

Hillbilly Smurf called out to the other smurfs around him, “C’mere fellers! I smurfed me a man that is smaller than us. He’s right smurf under this can!”
Hillbilly Smurf lifted the can and Ray Palmer looked up at him from his hiding spot. ‘Little Blue Men,’ Palmer thought.
“I got-cha!” cried Hillbilly Smurf. He smacked his hand flat on the ground and instinctively Ray Palmer shrunk a little bit more. Years of training with the Justice League had just saved Ray Palmer’s life.
“Those Little Blue Men are playing for keeps. We need to do something fast!” He reached to his side for his once carried sword. “Oh I wish continuity would just make up their minds already!”

Meanwhile the humans were throwing havoc into Brainy’s plans. Two winged humans flew up with big clubs and just beat Jokey to death. Things did not bode well for the would be Smurf savior/world conqueror.
He saw another smurf on the side of the park, “You, Painter Smurf! Smurf with me against these winged humans! They aren’t very smurfy! They smurfed Jokey Smurf! Look at his little smurf hat on the female human’s club!”
“SACRE BLUE!” Painter cried. “For zat, I zhall personally zmurf zem!”
The two charged the hawks from different sides.

Smurf Actions

Smurf at AA49 attacks the Atom. Def. 20 - Att. 7 = need a critical (12) to hit. Rolled 5,6=11 miss. (Oh, so close!)

Smurf at EE18 moves to FF17.


Smurf at KK20 moves to HH18.