I wish I knew where the monkey fit in?

Granted.

Canada bows down to the US. We send them into Iraq. They all die. France, angered by the death of it's child, starts a war. Long story short, we see the apocalypse.

I wish for a free Tibet.

Basil, Your Wish is granted.


Its between Rocks and Mustard Seeds.


wherever those are...


I wish that my brother wasnt a ####ing dickweed and was just cool for a while...

I wish my farts didn't reek so badly.

Wish granted, your bro is now a (warning, bad pun)...

REFRIGERATOR!

I wish I had four stomachs.

Granted, Your wish is.


Tibet is now free. Everyone states that they should have every right that is possible. Later, They try to ammend their constitution making it so that marriage can involve a Cow too, Now.


I wish I was all knowing, But still, Never giving a carp.

Wish granted. You know everything. Unfortunately, your mind is too limited to comprehend/compute all this new information. Your head explodes.

I wish that the Ninjas would realize that they aren't really ninjas. (Like that's ever gonna happen)

Granted.

You have 4 stomachs. The government finds out and takes you to a secret laboratory. You suffer through humiliating and painful tests, until they kill you and replace you with a 9 legged spider.

I wish I could time travel.

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you aren't given the knowledge of how your powers work, so when you got to ask Socko how to time travel, you end up flying into the Big Bang (assuming you believe in it, otherwise, you fly into a T-Rex).

Granted.

Ninja's realize they're not ninjas and quit the war. Vikings become bored and start killing pirates. Pirates are now more extinct then they were five seconds ago. The Vikings drink to their victory.

So far, i'm not seeing a downside.

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 7:00 AM to get to school.

Wish granted. You now have to wake up at 3 am to go to school.

I wish I could wake up at 7 am and still make it to school on time.

Congrats.

Every morning, your mom comes in and splashes cold water all over you at 7 AM. You get pneumonia and die.

I wish Mr. T would admit that he's really Gladiator.

Wish granted. You are able to get to school on time in a ultra fast hypersonic jet. Unfortunatly, you don't own that jet, so while possible to get to school on time, you can't really.

I wish that all life ended. Ha, turn that against me!!

Wish Granted. He then Laser Vision the planet for the glory of the Shi'Ar Empire.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Life ends, eh?

Wish granted. Eveyone loses the capacity to have a social life. Everyone is too busy to go out with friends and have fun. Including you.

You meany...