On the bright side, A-Rod got the Rangers into the World Series!!!

I'd let you use my glasses, Doom, but I already let someone call dibs on 'em.

So...question here, when I said I wasn't going to be posting for awhile, then proceeded not to post in the chit chat thread, what did you guys take that as? Me needing a break for awhile right?

Cornell isn't quite as hard as Penn.

And are you a white and Jewish from teh tri-state area going to a private school? Because all those things work against me.

And I feel like times have changes drastically recently. Every year there are more applicants.

Doomsie, with all the classes you take, the extra-curricular stuff you do, I can pretty much guarantee that you're gonna end up at a damn fine school. It might not be Penn, but you'll end up somewhere damn fine nonetheless.

But I want to go to Penn...

Not buying it. Needs to have more feeling. Like so.

Byut I want to gorrr to Pyennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

No. Maybe if I thought I was going to get in I'd be all whiney and demanding, but as is, I fully expect rejection. I've pre-resigned to depression.

Don't sell yourself short, man. You could very well get in.

You should ask Emp if he needs a sidekick.

The Utterly Depressing and Soul Crushing Adventures of Emperor Norton and DoomBoy, the Gloom Kid Wonder!

Emp The Depressor and Doomboy, the Realist.

Yup... Sounds about right.

Clearly, Doom needs a better Big, Stompy Robot.

Do you want Clan or Inner Sphere?

How about one with an easy self-destruct option.

Bah! You're preparing to go off to any number of damn fine schools, and about to get a shiny new death machine. Whereas I am in Oklahoma, and have crusty old death machine. Lighten up.