When did he got promoted from chief ball washer?

I once broke my leg golfing when I fell off the ball-washer.

My step-brother drove the cart over one when he was about 10. Also took out a phone company junction box and stopped in a power slide on the green.

He had to walk from then until he got his Drivers license.

Cost him and my step-dad about $7000 after everything was repaired.


Wow, do I have some golf stories.

This is probably the best.

The step dad later drove his cart off a bridge while driving and watching a shot.

I've worked at a couple of courses in various capacities.

The weirdest one was working as a bartender in the men's locker room.

LPC ATA FTW!

You really need to finish that story with my favorite quote from when you told it to me.

Wade, your new avatar should be a ball washer or a burrito the way things are trending. A ball-washing burrito would earn you triple points!

I ate those in Juarez when I was inebriated.

Close enough? :s

A microwave burrito would suit you best.

In the houses of the holy
To the middle of the mystic sea
It's the burrito of the world
ooh ooh yeah

I OWN THE NIGHT...because I'm still at work. : (

Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you don't like burritos, I will attack you with the North."

Speaking of fluffers, saw this posted on Facebook.

I'm actually shocked (shocked!) that the Los Angeles area didn't make the list.

Please put it in context! He said, "The best part of the South is the Southwest, and the best part of the Southwest are the burritos. If you don't like burritos, I will attack you with the North."