"Don't worry...don't worry. I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do, and FLIP OUT MAN!!! All I wanna know is who's comin with me?" :knockedou

Jan! JAAAAAAAN!

"Hey, if I`m not back in 10 minutes call the police."

That horse is a diabetic!

If he's not back in 10 minutes, we're calling Domino's.

Sweet someone knows how to prioritize around here.

"Get some...sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns."

So ah, today 4/20 is it?

"It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn. With like a bomb."

They killed Killer, B!!!

And now for some wisdom from the Wu-Tang Clan:

So, this is the product of baby####ing?

Not to sound too white, but who or what is a Wu-Tang Clan?

Are they like the LPC, but from Asia?

"What's up sporty spice?"

"Matheson's over here with British Knights on. I ain't seen anyone wear those since 1987."