If it makes you feel any better, I'm a delightful-yet-too-pudgy-to-be-this-agile hamster who doesn't want to get squished.

I got doubled last night.
Grinner=neutral
adamical=town

complete listing of my copping results:
n1: grizzzaddams--town
n2: renegaderoy--mafia
n3: tonystarkprime--town (dead now)
n4: quebbster/gfishfunk--mafia
n5: grinner--neutral
also n5: adamical--town

At this point, I'm taking personal offense to the fact that I've copped two people as mafia, and BOTH of them are still alive. What the hell, people? Are we going to actually try to lynch mafia this game or not?

I'm willing to accept the possibility that I was misdirected the night I tried to target Roy, since he has seemed to be helpful otherwise, but gfish is pretty obviously mafia and should have been lynched yesterday.

The only two I haven't copped yet are johannamason and captainnifty. Captainnifty doubling me is a pretty solid indication of his town-ness, so I'm assuming that Johanna is the other mafioso.

Honestly, if ANYONE is surprised by this result, you have been paying less attention to this game than JohannaMason has been posting.

Yeah, I've kind of made this point myself. A lot. You guys lynched a self-professed neutral survivor instead of going with the cop's results. Which, let's be honest, not only cost you Piggy Wiggy Woo's vote (seeing that he was playing pro-town) but mine, too. It's like you guys WANT to lose, but you're working hard at night to keep the mafia from killing you just to draw it out.

And yet even if I had been around you'd have been short on the votes to lynch him. See above (and my previous comments) re. the town's inability to do anything productive.

:starts paging through YAmbler:

Let's see if someone is doing something entertaining...

But you did vote to BBQ the little baby piggy, not because of anything he did, but just because he was neutral...

OR DID YOU?

Wait...

You did.

I was thinking we had 4 out of 5 on gfish, but you're right, it was only 3 out of 5.

Awful.

Yeah, mafia is pretty clearly some combination of roy, gfish, and Johanna.

I actually suspect Johanna is town but her existence is just propping up majority. Annoying.

Vote Roy

Grinner targeted nifty last night, for what it's worth.

Grinned hasn't claimed a power, has he?

Grinder, not Grinned.

No, not grinder, either, autocorrect. You stop that.

G R I N N E R.

Well this game has gotten very lame.

I call for modkill and/or replacement on Johanna.

Grinner, this is boring. You should vote with us because then it will be less boring.

I'll help

vote: johanna

Okay, you neutral-hating pig-eating can't-lynch-a-scum-or-townie folks. You want "not boring?" Let's see if THIS is a train you can get behind -

Lynch: Grinner

Bet you guys can't even pull THIS off