Ick...yeah, that's a problem.

*shudders at thought of Whoppers*

Had this conversation at the store over the weekend.

Wife: "We should go ahead and pick up Halloween candy now while we're thinking about it."
Me: *grabs one Snickers bar* "OK, done."
Wife: "We need more than that."
Me: "Why?"
Wife: "You can't just get one candy bar."
Me: "Why not? This one bar would have sufficiently covered our needs for the last three years combined."
Wife: "What if we get more people?"
Me: "We won't."
Wife: "But what if?"
Me: "Fine." *grabs six-pack of Snickers bars*
Wife: "That isn't enough."
Me: "WTH? Fine. This?" *grabs small bag of fun size Snickers*
Wife: "What's the serving size?"
Me: "Two bars...7 servings in the bag."
Wife: "Get two bags."

Now, I'm sure that you're thinking she's just getting extra to have leftovers, but she doesn't eat candy.

Just gimme a Reese's Cup and I'm good.

I will pass.

Dang dude, you're a workhorse.

Turns out that isn't too difficult to beat.

BudPalmer: Good People, Selfish Lover

Hater of great suggestions on Facebook.

You're right I'll go like that post where you suggested someone kill me.

I didn't suggest someone kill you. I merely stated I was surprised someone hasn't.

I feel like people have killed for less!

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Did you get distracted and miss it? Did people try to describe it? Did their descriptions just leave you with an empty feeling?

was it the sheriff? please tell me you didn't shoot the deputy.

Alright LPC

I need to take a class for work next year. Class is only being offered three times in 2017.

Phoenix, AZ in February.
Denver, CO in June.
Austin, TX in November.

I have never been to any of these cities.

Any suggestions on which to pick? Keep in mind I hate warm weather. Extra points go to the best strip club experience in each city.

I got nothing.