Calm down, tadpole. Why don't you see what kind of mischief Tusky is up to?

That's a good point. Why did he choose a seahorse? Let's campaign for Aquaman riding a freakin' jellyfish! He could use it like a parachute when he's out of the water. And Cap can tell him how parachutes are for girls, and he can say, "I got rid of the seahorse, what more do you want?"

How many times do I have to tell you... Shark all the way!!!

The seahorse is one of the reasons I will never forget how Aquaman was referred to on an episode of Mind of Mencia.

It also doesn't help when I egg you on.

*perfectly fine conversation between DF and E13*

Me, out of nowhere: So, how about that seahorse of Aquaman's?

E13: *long string of cursewords*

Me: And it begins again. *smile*

Dude, an octopus can break a shark in half. Ride the octopus, Aquaman!

"please call for the angry, mad as hell, I'm going to eat your soul seahorse from Filmation."

Dang right. Storm rocked and was always ticked off and scary as heck.

Despite his superheroic trappings, Aquaman has been, in many of his incarnations, a Western. He's the Lone Ranger of the Sea. He's riding around on his horse on the plains. He comes upon innocents in trouble. He rallies the townsfish to fight back the bad guys. He has a showdown with the Big Bad and faces him down. He rides away on his horse.

This is why the seahorse works. It's not marine logic, it's literary logic.

Maybe that's why I like that picture. I'm feelin' the love, baby. I'm feelin' the love.

Well, I can walk faster than the midgets that carry my palanquin. Do you think I'm about to get out and hoof it? Hell no. Aquaman's situation is much the same, I imagine.

There ya go. Aquaman should be riding a tadpole.