Lady in the Deep Blue Sea

Title: Kindergarten Robocop
Genre: Sci-fi Cop Comedy
Parent Movies: Robocop and Kindergarten Cop
Tagline: Part man. Part legos. All cop.


Plot synopsis: Detective Allen Kimble is working undercover as a kindergarten teacher to break open a drug investigation in the gritty near-future urban hell of Detroit. After he is brutally gunned down in the sandbox near the swings, Detective Kimble is reassembled by his students with Legos and Tinker Toys into a powerful cyborg officer!

Christmas with the Crank

genre: actions/holiday
parent movies: Christmas with the Kranks and Crank
tagline: if the holidays aren't stressful enough...
actors: Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jason Statham

synopsis: Chev has just been injected with a posion that will kill him if his heart rate raises... to add onto it, he finds out his parents are coming for the holidays unexpected. Chev must get everything ready for christmas while he looks for a cure before christmas. Can Chev deal with the last minute holiday stress or will it be the death of him?

Grumpy Old Godfathers

genre: Drama/COmedy
parent movies: Grumpy Old Men, Godfather
tagline: Drop Dead Fredo!
actors: Robert Deniro, Al Pacino

synopsis: Years ago, mob boss DiNero joined the witness protection program after testifying against rival gang leader Pacino. Years pass and now, both crooks are old, and suffer from ALzheimers and dementia. Both are checked in to the same nursing home as roomates, but neither one recognizes the other. Each one sneaks around secretly thinking that they're ordering hits on each other's family until they ultimately discover their roomates true identity. Hijinks ensue.

Jason and the Chocolate Factory

genre: Horror
parent movies: Friday the 13th, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
actors: Johnny Depp, Freddie Highmore, Kane Hodder

synopsis: A young boy named Charlie wins a contest that lets him take a tour of the Crystal Lake Chocolate Factory, run by the wonderfully eccentric Willy Wonka. On Friday the 13th, he, four other children and all their parents enter the marvelous place. However, soon after, one of the adults is killed. It is revealed that Wonka had this contest before, some years ago on the same day. On that day, one of the children, a boy named Jason Voorhees, drowned in the famed chocolate river. Now, Jason has returned to kill the visitors and Willy Wonka himself.

The Pineapple Express

The Polar Express + Pineapple Express


mmmmmmm...deliciouss

Friday Express

genre: comedy/horror
parent movies: friday the 13th, pineapple expresss
actors: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Derek Mears
tagline: Sometimes the best high, is the deadliest

After finding some of the best pot they have ever smoked at Camp Crystal Lake, Dale and Saul soon find themselves in a heap of trouble. See what they didn't know was that the pot belonged to the undead serial killer, Jason Vorhees. Can Dale and Saul make things right with Jason before it is too late and they are consumed by death. This roller coaster of death and comedy will have you peeing your pants in both laughter and fright.

First Wives Fight Club

Genre - Romantic Comedy/Action Drama
Parent Movies - First Wives Club and Fight Club
Starring - Goldie Hahn, Angelina Jolie, Diane Keaton, Bette Midler

Synopsis -

After being divorced by her successful husband, Elise (Goldie Hahn) meets Taylor Durden (Angelia Jolie) who teaches her that she can live even when she's hit rock bottom. Recruiting friends Breanda (Bette Midler) and Annie (Diane Keaton), they set in motion a wild plan that will bring chaos and pain to the world their husbands have made for themselves. "The first rule about First Wives Fight Club is you do not talk about First Wives Fight Club."

Great Spaceballs of Fire

Genre - Sci Fi Comedy/Biography
Parent Movies - Great Balls of Fire and Spaceballs
Starring - Bill Pullman, Rick Moranis, Mel Brooks, and Dennis Quaid

Synopsis -

Join the fun as we follow the life of Rock-n-roll legend and Swartz weilding apprentice Jerry Lee Lonestar as he rescues the princess and saves the planet Druidia of the evil plans of Dark Helmet and his weapons of mass suction. Relive the music and the adventure again and again.

Superbad Lieutenant

Genre: Crime Drama/Comedy
Parent Movies: Superbad/ Bad Lieutenant
Starring: Seth Rogen, Harvey Keitel, Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Tagline: Oh $#!@, the Cops!

Plot Synopsis:
Officer Michaels gets promoted to detective, and he's partnered with a cop who's new in town. Watch as the wackiness ensues as Michaels, The Lieutenant, and McLovin hit the town, shake down prostitutes, and head to the track to pistol-whip a jockey who refused to throw a race. Also, there are drugs. Comedy gold!

Balls of Nick Fury

Genra: Action Comedy
Parent Movies: Balls of Fury, Nick Fury Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Starring David Hasselhoff, Maggie O, Chistopher Walken

Synopsis -

To inflitrate the headquarters of the notorious Feng, Nick Fury must become a ping-pong phenomenon and play his way to the championship game. Coached by sweet and sassy Maggie, can the one-eyed spy cut through the competion and find the secret in Feng's stronghold?

Finding Nemo Forrester

Reservoir Slumdogs

or

All Slumdogs go to Heaven (a movie about the afterlife of an Indian boy. What do you do when you find out the life you had is the only one you get?)

Kill Bilbo

The Sixth Sense and Sensibility

Apollo 13 Candles (Courtesy of my mother)

Night of the Living Dead Poets Society

Mighty Joe Young vs The Volcano

Agent Smith goes to Washington (the Matrix and Mr. Smith goes to Washington)

28 Dresses Later (Can you tell I like zombie movies? Zombies make everything better)

Lord of the Stings: Return of the Scorpion King


I realized that Run Forest, Run should have been Run Logan, Run.

Major League of Extrordinary Gentlemen

Genre - Comedy
Parent Movies - Major League and League of Extrordinary Gentlemen
Starring - Sean Connery, Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger, Wesley Snipes, Peta Wilson, Shane West, Stuart Townsend

Synopsis -

Watch the hilarity when Ace pitcher for the Clevland Indians tries to blow his fastball by the likes of Allen Quartermain, Dorian Grey, Dracula's Daughter, and Tom Sawyer. Can the Indians win enough games to keep from being moved to another city where madmen are plotting to take over the world?

Or, An Extrodinary League of Their Own (AKA League of Extraordinary Gentlewomen)

This one even has a twist - the Princess is secretly --- his cousin!