so we're all in agreement that the terrorists won?

Hmm... Here's how we'll settle it:

Send me your chase figures with a note that says, "funny" if you thought the OP was humorous.

If you didn't think it was funny then send me all of your chase figures with a note that says, "ban."

If you don't think that this post was funny then send me your chase figures with a note that says, "Dude, you're the best!"

I'll report back to everyone once I have your chase figures.

Wow. For real? Was there anything in my original post that made you think: "This guy thinks that it's funny when a lot of innocent people die!"?

Actually I was poking fun at the people who go around saying "If we dont do [insert trivial activity here], the terrorists have won". I've witnessed these people personally. Their comments made me roll my eyes, too.

I figured might rightly say: "Hey Applejack, people haven't said that #### since 2003!" Or "Hey Applejack, way to cut-and-paste a snippet from The Onion and pass the joke off as your own, ya lamer!"

...but a ban, huh? Wow.