*shakes fist*

Damn my involuntary inclusion of a plus sign!!!

I may stretch this first day out 48 hours so that it is open when Star Wars is closed.

Thats a long opening day. Hmmm...

It is. Maybe I'll do that Day 2 instead.

So I take it I have 7 Years before I am forgiven?

The statue of limitations is invalid on Cybertron.

Hello, fellow giant machine aliens.

Btw, as I'm sure DF isn't the only one who doesn't know the series - based on Chit-Chat and Sign-Up threads, may I highly recommend reading TB's outstanding opening write-up? May answer a few questions and he's got as good a take on Swerve as the main writers.

Failure to do so may lead to you deserving being stripped to your core.

Engex? For me?

No thanks, I always bring my own. Safer that way.

(Besides, Swerve waters down his drinks.)

And technically, Optimus Prime isn't dead. He's going by Orion Pax, and is off to find himself since, well, apparently it's bad for the ego to be burned in effigy by people that were ducking the war for the past four million years.

Hey there you guys.

That's why I used quotiation marks and first said he was gone. I wanted to intrigue people without spoiling that.

He left for two reasons that are a bit kinder than the way you put it..

1) As one of the two central figures of the war, as long as he was present it was creating a storm in a teacup.

2) He wanted a break after fighting war for that long.

Or maybe you just have a problem with Prime. In which case you're one of those from the losing side seeking asylum by pretending you're ok sharing with the Bots when, really, we should treat you exactly as you are: the losing side. Prime and Co. have been too soft on the Cons.

Bravo on that perfect opening, TB.

Bravo.

Hey, at least he's not Prowl. That guy is a total jerk.

Pretty quick to throw accusations around, aren't you.

I'd probably whine and moan about how I'm trying to protect a world that fears and doesn't understand me, but that's not nearly as much fun as doing what I'm doing.

Yay, new game!
...I have no idea who I am. I'm sure it will work out though.
I don't remember how many years it took before I paid Immortal_Raven back for Joss Whedon. I think I still owe Aegon for that one too, but he always gets replaced when he signs up for a game...