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12/16/2005, 14:57

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You probably are Novacat or Spirit Cat, if you smoke crack and then hallucinate about pink ponies and unicorns running over a rainbow.

12/16/2005, 16:06

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How many Direwolfs does it take to kill a flea? Ten. Five to hold it in plzce so the others can hit it and another 5 to shoot at it.

12/16/2005, 16:54

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Quote : Originally Posted by Highdancer

How many Falcons does it take to change a glow strip?

Seven. One to check the Rememberance and see what Kerensky had to say on the matter of proper glow strip changing, one to oppress the masses in the darkness, three to threaten the enemies of the clan so they don't get any funny ideas about attacking while it's dark, one to research the feasability of simply detonating a nuclear weapon and working under the glow and one to DFA the glow strip with a Shrike.

HAHAHA good one!

12/16/2005, 17:38

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How many Falcons does it take to change a glowstrip?

It doesn't matter - the glowstrip is going to get changed, regardless; it's Destiny.

How many Steel Wolves does it take to change a glowstrip?

Three, minimum - at least one to check how Clan Wolf would have done it, one to leave and find a glowstrip that works with every other type of socket, and at least one to follow the second to make sure that should the second cut themselves when the first tries to install the glowstrip, they are there to patch them up, even if they think the second is a complete nutter. :)

How many Fedrats does it take to change a glowstrip?

Just one. And his imaginary friend. ;)

How many Nova Cats does it take to change a glowstrip?

Dude, you mean that is a glowstrip? Whoooaaa......

12/16/2005, 17:50

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What do you call a guy in front of his computer wearing socks on his ears?

Another Wolf Clan RPG'er getting ready to "Hail" away another dateless night :p

12/16/2005, 18:37

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How many Ghost Bears does it take to change a glow strip?

None. No one ever proved the superiority of the glow strip over the candle.

12/16/2005, 20:10

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How many ROTS ppl does it take to install a glowstrip?

A few hundred: 100 or so to vote on it, 1 tyrannical Exarch to dissolve them and close the borders of the Republic to protect the glowstrip, 1 tech genius who knows how to repair an HPG (and a glowstrip), and 1 Alexi Holt to protect him while he does it.

How many Mad Cats does it take to install a glowstrip?

Two: one to install it, AND ANOTHER TO BLOW IT TO HELL WHEN IT DOES'NT WORK!!!!! :p

12/16/2005, 21:18

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How many Republic civilians does it take to change a glow strip?
Three. One to change the glow strip while the other two lament over how Stone would have done it.

How many WOBblies does it take to change a glow strip?
Who needs a glow strip when you can violate the Ares conventions?

How many Blood Spirits does it take to change a glow strip?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to make sure no one else is looking.

12/16/2005, 21:46

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How many Smoke Jaguars does it take to change a glow strip?

1 Galaxy to start the bidding on who gets the right, 1 binary to win the rights, half a star of elementals to commandeer the building containing the burnt out strip, and one warship to nuke the city the building was in when the fuse blows, preventing the Jags from completing their mission.

12/17/2005, 00:34

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How many Mad Cat/Timber Wolf variants does it take to replace a glow strip?

Who knows? WizKids keeps redesigning them!

12/17/2005, 09:09

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Quote : Originally Posted by ThePlasticOne

How many Combine troopers does it take to change a glow strip?
Seventeen: one to change it and sixteen to fill out the requisition forms.

You're not allowed to mock the glorious bureaucracy of the Draconis Combine! The Pillar of Administration is quite possibly the backbone of House Kurita.

12/17/2005, 12:07

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Gather 'round children...

Today, in Mechwarrior Art Clas, we will use our artistic abilities to paint an exciting battle scene!

First, find yourself a blank piece of white paper... Got one? Good!

Second, hang it up on a wall...

There! You now have a picture of a Nova Cat army fighting a Ghost Bear army in a snowstorm!

Stay tuned next week when we will sculpt a Swordsworn Legionaire using matchsticks and gunpowder!

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12/17/2005, 15:23

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How many men does it take to destroy an entire faction?
One: Weisman
Ouch! :p :)

What do you get when a unique Spirit Cat centurion (Sariah) and a Hispanic gunslinger pilot (de Jesus) mix?
A Nova Cat that provides it's own snow (Sariah-sus).

What do you call a Republic scout patrol that includes 2 guila suits and a SwordSworn VVI Ranger?
A cesar salad.

What type of pasta makes mechwarriors miss their targets?
Fusili

What happens when a X-Axis Raptor gets hit with 5 AP damage?
Rees's pieces

What Jade Falcon pilot's name rhymes with a female body part?
Malv-I-na

12/17/2005, 16:01

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Quote : Originally Posted by joedj

What do you get when a unique Spirit Cat centurion (Sariah) and a Hispanic gunslinger pilot (de Jesus) mix?
A Nova Cat that provides it's own snow (Sariah-sus).

What happens when a X-Axis Raptor gets hit with 5 AP damage?
Rees's pieces

Most excellent!

Why did the Falcon cross the road?
The Remembrance said nothing against it.

Why did the Davion cross the road?
There was a Cappie on the other side.

Why did the Ghost Bear cross the road?
His side was proven inferior.

OR

The grass was greener.

Why did the Nova Cat cross the road?
The fire told him to.

12/17/2005, 16:57

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What do you call a wolf mech past it's sweet spot?....Neutered!!! :p

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