How about shoving a steak in its mouth?

most vampire wounds heal instently so a stake in the heart would only work if the wound was open long enough to fully drain all blood from the body. That still might not kill it. and on what basis would holy water work. vampires are not the devil and are no pure evil. and garlic is useless as well.

Again I must ask where these International Rules of Vampire Slaying are located.

hmm at what point did necropolis do anything to the BP or dwarves? dont go around saying we are slayer of all evil if u dont even understand what necropolis is. for all we know, Atlantis could be right and dwarves should be slaves! with all the junk your spewing about evil this evil that. dwarves could be considered evil too with all their mechanical stuff tearing up the land and explosives damaging entire areas. does necropolis go around saying, "hmm maybe we should go get dwarves to be vampires too cause they are so good and righteous" no they dont. we bring things back from the dead to fight for us and does that make us evil? no. just cause we use zombies and have vampires means practically nothing. its all in how u use them. maybe we should all side with Atlantis and crush the dwarves cause maybe what Atlantis says is true. hell, u guys havent even dealt with the Guild yet and u are already trying to make more enemies.

The easiest way to kill a Vampire is to shove a steak through its heart thats how Vampires were said to be killed in the first place and thats how it was done when vampires were created:mad:

Cutting off it's head
stake through the heart
sunlight
holy water/cross (makes them mad/in pain?)
silver bullets (aren't they for wearwolves?)

thats sort of the classic cannon isn't it?

THE DWARFEN VAMPIRE HUNTERS GUILD relies on the berserker rage and axe weilding ability of our dwarfs,

not to mention a few well placed rotory fusier shots to the neck can ruin a vamps night!

the behomoth tanks, well ever try to clean those treads after a busy night? vampire dust gets in all the cog gears you know! a point blank blast from that cannon can ground any vamp!

"Got to feed your chariot hippos lots of vamps and goblins... it keeps their hide shiny and healthy!"-
says Keeper of the chariot beast, dwarfen vampire hunter brother Leo

GOT JARLS?

How nice

i guess what they say is true. the best place for a dwarf is a mage stone strip mine cause slaves work best there.

The dwarfs were never slaves! They worked in those mines voluntarily to fool the Guild. While those unsuspecting fools were living in their palaces and having a wonderful life, we were making their entire economy fully dependant on us! Haha! The fools have fallen for the second oldest trick in the book! Er... at least I think so...

ebola is right. first off why are vamps and such evil. and what good are dwarves

Actually that's wrong. The stake through the chest was to pin the vampire to their coffin so that they could cut off the head.

Remember that Vampires myths come from our reality. Only because that reality turned into myth, do all these 'rules' come from. In many stories a stake would paralyse a vampire or kill a vampire. Either way, it's entirely up to the author.

Heh.

I love it when vampires die when three skulls show on their dials!

Dwarves rock!

Mountain king will destroy any vampiric creature in sight.

Last time I checked...

Stake the vampire though the heart pinning him.
He will then be paralized (same thing would happen to you).
Then Cut Off his Head to kill him (also works well for humans).
Burn the Head and body to prevent Regeneration (prevents DNA cloning too).

And I Quote...
"The Holy Water useless, as well the Crucifix. Though he tried to pray, his words were blasphemous."
- H#ll Star, Nosferatu
As far as I can tell Holy Water and Crucifixes work on some Hollywood Vampires.
They cause psychological distress to some European Vampires.
Because they remind them that they are barred from Heaven, but don't normally destroy them.
And they are almost always useless against Non-Christian Vampires.

And Silver is for Were creatures, and some of the Fey, but not for any Vampires i've heard of.

Silver, Salt, and Iron are all good against those Pesky Spites.

Vampires are about 0 to 2.5 times as fast as an average human

Vampires are about 0 to 10 times as strong as an average human

Vampires are about 1 to 5 times as smart as an average human

Vampires can heal thier own wounds from almost instantly to about 8 times faster. The younger the vampire, the harder it is to heal themselves.

Vampires are NOT hurt by garlic. They dislike the taste and smell of garlic but that is all.

Vampires can and will bring themselves back from the "dead" unless thier head is cut off or they are buried and a cross is put on thier grave.

Vampiers will "die" if exposed to sunlight for too long. The younger the vampire, the less sun it takes to kill them.

Vampires are burned by a cross on thier flesh or holy water on them but that is all. it will not kill them. The burn that it creates is about the human equivilant of a bad sunburn. The younger the vampire, the more it hurts them.

A vampire can make any other living creature a vampire and a slave to them if they suck blood from that creature three diffrent times, at least a day apart between each bite.

A vampire will almost never die from lack of food. To stay satiated they usually want about a 1/2 quart of human blood every other week or so. They can survive about 6 months without any though. This almost ever happens because if there are nohumans around, a vampire will resort to the blood of lesser beings* (Like elves, dwarves, and trolls. Orcs as a final resort before they turn to animals)

A vampire is not dead and therefore cannot be hurt by healing magic as dead beings can.

A vampire is not alive and therefore is not hurt by death magic as living beings can.

A vampire can transform itself into any of its familiar animals: Cats, dogs, wolves, spiders, and of coarse, bats.

Vampires must sleep at the very least of twice a week. During this time they are the most vulnerable. They are very deep sleepers and any race could easily sneak up on a vampire and dispatch it while it sleeps. To solves this, vampires sleep in inclosed places where there are 1 or no areas that they can be attacked from. Coffins are the most common place where vampires sleep. They must sleep in an enclosed space though. Their fear is much more than a fear. A popular tactic is to get rid of a vampires sleeping place. This will eventually kill a avampire from lack of sleep unless they find a new one or get thier old one back.

There are two ways of torturing a vampire. By shoving a wooden steak or a red-hot iron pole through thier heart, a vampire b ecoems in a paralyzed state. They cannot move and it gives them extreme pain. They would die from lack of sleep soon. The younger vampires may actually "die" from the pain. If the vampire survives this steak encounter, it will driven mad with revenge. The vampire goes out and hunts down the person who did this to them with fury unknown to any creature. They die from lack of sleep if they cannot find the person soon enough and they will not do anything until they kill the person who did this to them. They would even go in broad daylight and through pools of holy water not even feeling the pain just to enact revenge.

Alot of vampires are not evil at all. They are either vampires that simply choose not to be evil, or people that were turned into vampires and then had thier master die. These vampires dislike drinking blood but they do it to survive only. They are usually killed because of the fact that everyone thinks all vampires are evil. The good vampires are just considered weak or young "filthy bloodsuckers". Most vampires develop a hate for humans and other spieces this way.


*Hey, Vampires consider Dwarves and elves lower beings, not me.

Silver works pretty well against vamps in Blade's world.