When you paint your wood golems gold and start giving them to family members as car-hood ornaments for X-mas.
'Wood in the hood', bling, bling...

When you use the glow in the dark foil figs as tree lights.

...you call really ugly women Matriarch's

...you look for atlanteans every time lightning strikes

...you roll dice every time one of your pets dies to see how much damage it takes to bring it back with necromancy

...you consider your sister to be a cursed hag

...you throw medical supplies at people and call it "magic healing"

...your in the middle of a sword fight and your oppenent takes a swing at you, you ask him to pause so you can roll for dodge

...you log out of MKRealms and your computer date has changed by three days since you last checked it

U know when u or someone else recieves just MK for a a birtday and then a gift cetificate to spend on Mk.

...When you tell your mom that you'll do your chores next turn. Otherwise you'd be pushing!

- when you not only try to figure out what powers you would have on your own MK fig, but you refer to your friends car as his chariot!

- when you peg friend with dice and tell him he missed his dodge roll. Originally that was a D&D joke but it converts well enough. Actually the orginal occurence was "Roll to see if I hit with the DM guide. Critical hit!" and then I smacked him with the book! I also broke a Crowm Royal dice bag over his head. If anybody knows where I can get a chain mail dice bag lemme know.

LOL... i actually told me mum that she shouldn't push me... instead she ought to move my sis to position... them chores...

oh, and i call my brother a harasser...