INNOCENT SQUIRRELS!?!? Clearly you have never faced the deadly vorpal squirrels of the Elemental Freehold before. In fact, the troll is merely a convenient way to transport the squirrel into battle. When the trunk is swung, it just needs to get close, then the squirrel leaps off and ferociously savages the enemy. Quite often their gnashing teeth will leave nothing but bones left of the enemy. Then they hop back aboard, fuzzy tail twitching evilly.

Gnashy teeth... Mmmmmm.

I likes the new Orc's, they's be cool.

The only thing that would ever make me play anything Elemental, would be evil squirrels. Especially, a Squirrel Titan of DOOM! (copyright jag-freak...that means you wizkids) and it comes with a free keychain/flashlight/swiss army kinfe combination squirrel. Just think of a little squirrel hanging by your side with red glowing eyes and a knife sticking out of his stomach, with your keys attached to his head...

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At my universtiy last semester we voted on adding an albino squirrell as a secondary mascot because one lived on campus, unfortunately it failed. it wasn't very scarey though.