No, inane was the word I meant to use (in dictionary under I).
Although insane is another way of looking at them :D
Correcting the corrections no1 ;)

heres a little something I dug up from the toxic waste dump at another forum I go to; I really enjoyed it. So without further ado:

THE LIGHTBULB

How many MKRealmers does it take
to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb."

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

1 Solonavi lover to completely butcher the word "lightbulb"

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp."

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct.

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
and what brands are faulty.

639 to debate which light-bulbs are broken

387 to begin making lightbulb-hate armies

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

40 posters who don't believe in light bulbs at all and instead post links to
pseudo-scientific sites that claim alternate theories of light production.

12 to point out that there is no right to light in the US Constitution.

21 to count the total number of realmers in the fiasco :D

4 to post that all the tech support for changing light bulbs is being
outsourced to India.

1 post showing a picture of a light bulb and a picture of someone who
resembles a light bulb.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's.

1 poster that has converted all his light bulbs to florescents, so he very
rarely has to change them.

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy.

1 elemental player to point out that lightbulbs arent eco-friendly

1 dark crusader to point out that nobody cares

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ."

13 to tell you candles should be in all well-prepared households in the
event of a lightbulb burnout.

5 postings that say they do not use light bulbs...only candles.

1 to mention the "lite" bulb is made of low-fat cheese.

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs."

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again.

:D

Did anyone spew soda from their nose after reading this?

Please share any forum or MK humor here :D [/b][/quote]
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a couple suggestions by posters on this thread and friends were updated in BOLD.

LOL! I would say thats only 1000 of the 17000-20000 members

Lightbulbs arn't eco-friendly, back to you DC :D LOL but they are so true, that is the hardest I laughed for a while (not incuding the conversations in chat involving CG and the necromatic bonestaff ;) .

There you go that takes care of the EF lover and the topic change.

Not quite, but only because I was between drinks. :D

By the way, you really ought to check out www.candlepowerforums.com for reasons to use LEDs. :D

DragonVenom

What about the 53 Lightbulb Lawyers to point out the flaws in installing lightbulbs, and that you can actually install them sideways if you do it a certain way?

What happened to the 43 realmers debating over which stores offering the best deals on lightbulbs, and whether it is more advantagous to purchase them in bulk.......

As a Solonavi fanatic, I must say that the word lightbulb is actually spelled "bulb-of-light" :rolleyes: ;) .

Actualy, the correct term is 'lamp'


:) :) :)

Well I can see in the dark, so this discussion has no merrit.

what about the people asking where to get a light bulb, or off what type of plant does a light bulb come from

Ok here is a question that I have.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck when the woodchuck is a sloppy alcoholic and can't see clearly enough to properly chuck wood?

Xan, is it the LE Woodchuck? It chucks way more wood, but I wish it was generally distributed instead of being an LE, because it's really breaking the ecosystem and making it not fun for people who don't have it.

dont forget about the other hundred b!+(#ing that its sooo not broken (including me)

As a SOLO lover i dont need liahghtboulbs because i give off my own light

As i DC lover i have to say that at least 2 ppl will tell the EF lover that no one cares

No it is just the tough version of the Woodchuck. I haven't seen the LE yet, but I heard it has large pointy teeth.