Psychotic - Simian - Scarecrow


Monkey

Our Price: $9.99

What better excuse to monkey around than this rigid plastic monkey mask. Pick up a pair for Noah's arc, or buy a bunch for a silly simian family. Great, affordable mask for performances or playtime.

Rotted Scarecrow Mask

Our Price: $21.99

Decaying scarecrow mask has rotting flesh, sharp teeth, and one bulging eye. Scarecrow hat tops it off with straw accents and long graying hair.

Vipryn Mask

Our Price: $34.99

The Vipryn Mask depicts a psychotic alien bent on destruction and domination. An oddly serpentine effect with lengthy fangs will send children running for cover and impress your friends.

I love this place. It just keeps getting better and better. Collaborative poetry at its finest. Its absolute finest.

Stu, wanna play Noah's Ark monkey masks with me?

Only if you tell me whether my new avatar is moving... I can't see the animation on my dial-up!!!

Okay, you're off the hook. I have word that it is working fine. Word.

Now... your offer. I want to play Silly Simian Family first.

I used Reform Tasmanian Avatar to get:

If UDE was ever to include members of the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict XVI <> Hyperactive, The Vatican Enforcer would be a great card. Probably something like:

Pope Benedict XVI <> Hyperactive, The Vatican Enforcer
Cost: 8
Range: Yes
Flight: No
Team: Catholic Church
Attack 18
Defense 25

Willpower 10
At the start of the combat phase exhaust all characters in play that do not have the Catholic Church affiliation. These characters may not ready during the recover phase.

Activate ---> Target opponent must give 10% of their endurance to you (rounded up to the nearest whole number). Your opponent may pay 30%, if they do then all affiliated characters that they control gain the Catholic Church affiliation.

When he re-enters a convenience store, the clerk is busy playing a Doom II machine.
... The climactic scene take place in Captain Stu’s Space-A-Rama arcade. ...

My three words: Stu, wacky, Doom

Oh man, I knew I should have gotten that trademarked...

Okay, second generation...

Monkey Mask Noah's Ark got me:

"audio: "Oh But She Did" ... Noah's Ark is the result of a rootless reality, a drifting consciousness across state lines... '

Planet Shot Crackpot
Mogo, Greenarrow, Plastic Man

Nedelin is sure the Earth is absolutely hollow inside and can even have a small Sun there. The Sun energy penetrates there through the holes in the Poles and accumulates in the center. If one supposes that the Earth is hollow inside and has its small Sun, there can be life as well.
This idea was indirectly confirmed by the report on an American high rank military commander to the North Pole. The report was made secret, and its details became known to the world press only recently.

The rest goes on to tell about some guy who flew into a hole in the earth, discovered people that could literally make something out of nothing, and how these people will only help us when we're on the brink of self-destruction. Gotta love the net

;)

LOL Great game, Stu

My three words?

Monkey, Starfish, Hawks.

My quotes?

Does this mean that Judgement day is inevitable? Cuz I beat the hell out of my toaster this morning for sassing me.

And...

I'd be more concerned if the guitar strings were sold next to 5" wooden dowel handles. Mind you, the combination is a good starfish erradication device.

And...

Rule number (insert correct number here): Starfish don't read, EVER!

And...

Vacuumtubes...I didn't think anyone else on the planet knew that song. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll just be sittin' there on that sack o'seeds...

And...

My aunt lives in rural West Virgina (her escape place, don't ask), and the neighbors had a party and decided to play dueling chainsaws. A few broken chains later and the lifeflight helicopter had to come in and remove three people with severe lacerations caused by flying chainsaw chains.

And it just goes on and on...

words - general slaughter mill

results:
Early Settlement of Kosciusko County Chapter 9
When Barbee built his saw-mill on the Tippecanoe river above Oswego, ... fell in
with Mr. Hull's hogs, and immediately commenced a general slaughter. ...

Ambrose Bierce : The Crime at Pickett's Mill
They are merged in the general story of those greater events of which they ...
His bayonet is a useless weapon for slaughter; its purpose is a moral one. ...

just a couple of the more interesting ones

Synchronicity Alert. I spent my summers there as a teen. Warsaw, Indiana. Fond, fond memories. It's a sign.

We do that here every day! We are doing it right now!

... and on and on...

I don't think I can post what I found for Hairy-Huge-Legacy.

Lets just say it had something to do with Ron Jeremy.

I searched booster beetle boy and I got this strange one:

Bart: Yeah! Then we sneak up on him and, BAM!!! Give him the ol' boy
wonder chop!

wierd...