My secret tech is to let you know that I'm expecting at least one more ban or errata before the PC.

They aren't accepting new members ftw. Plus, I heard you have to be good to get on FTN, which I am not.

I know there's probably another infinite loop SOMEWHERE in this game. I mean, we have 2339 cards to work with (or something like that) and there's probably something stupid you could do with Master of Puppets. I dunno if it'll get banned before LA though, because unless UDE finds out about it or it shows up at that Australian 10K (which I'm not even sure is Golden) it won't have gotten enough exposure to be banned before LA.

However, I'm pretty sure something's getting banned AFTER LA for sure.

More like, Benji rides on the back of someone's bike for hours to go to an overpriced clothing store. Yes, I actually read your entire post, and I can't understand why you either A. didn't just get a ride there or B. wanted to go that badly in the first place. I mean, really, it's only clothes...

It's because my friend wanted to go, and he's like my good friend.

-Benji

Soggy Biscuit. Offer one every match.

If you wanted to go that badly, you could've hitched a ride or at least taken the bus. Maybe I'm just lazy/unmotivated, but I never would've ran/biked from Glendale to LA for nearly anything you can think of. And yes, I've been to Glendale many times before, so I know how far it is from there to LA.

Wow, do you guys even have standards then?

FTN+Leader=uh.....

A common misconception!

Gay FTN? We report. You decide.

What a silly question. Of course we do.

Certain other pro teams, on the other hand...

Haha, if you let sex offenders/bad players/awkward looking cowboys on your team, then where do you draw the line?

Deviant interspecies erotica, obv. See above.

I have been informed that our ban also now extends to inanimate objects.

I was somewhat disappointed by this, as we had already let Jonesy on the team, but my subsequent application for Beer-nis to join FTN was sadly rejected. He was most upset, and feels quite discriminated against.

He did, however, at least make it to a second ballot. Which is further than Cory Eisenhard. Or David Bauer.

Was that really necessary.....I mean, really??? lol

It seems like that pic would qualify as "deviant inanimate object erotica" since the cow does not appear to be responding to being "ridden" by the TAWCer.