It takes a kettle to cook a good potato chip.

And Unicorns.

...and Mikado and Mosha!
....3-drop Detective Chimp!
....aaaaaaaaand.... ummmm..... Quagmire!
....and.....uhhhhrmmmmmm.... Phantom Stranger!
...and.... some more.... that... i.... ummmm.... can't think of right now.....

I agree with only one thing said so far on this thread, and that is that we need another colour. A colour to finally recognise the long forgotten aspect of this game.

That's right, I'm talking about vegetables.

We have Animal and Mineral pretty well covered, but where's the love for our earthen brethren?

I propose light orange-coloured cards to represent all forms of vegetation, foliage, trees, kelp, and edible flora.

Just think...

Sack of Potatoes
Vegetable
Threshold Cost: 4

As an additional cost to play Sack of Potatoes, discard a Vegetable card, and put X counters on Sack of Potatoes, where X was the cost of the card your discarded.

Ongoing: Exhaust target character with a cost less than the number of counters on Sack of Potatoes, and remove one counter form this card. Use this ability only once per turn, and only during your combat phase.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E"


OR

Uprooted Tree
Plant
Threshold Cost: 5

Target attacker gets +4 ATK/-2 DEF this Attack while attacking a character with a greater cost, and cannot ready this turn.

"I think I pulled something..."

You do know what lesbian unicorns do with their horns, don't you?

Just trying to inject some levity into a dismal environment. As usual.

Um...Joust?

eww.... unless they are both female..... then cool......

anyways, I think that we do need another color. what color? I don't know. just sumthin' new would eb nice. maybe black, to represent all kettles. what, that's alreadt taken?well shoot. back to the porn!

Well, how about a different shade of black?

Ebony? Charcoal? Pitch? Twilight? Pepper?

twilight sounds cool! but still, we need a deep black to show the world what kettles we are.

Okay then.

Hidden characters are "Concealed Black"

Hypocritical characters will be "Kettle Black"

Characters that Marvel/DC will be killing off soon will be "Twilight Black"

and Useless rare characters will be "Zippo Lighter Black" ;)

I want to see a zippo stu! that would be awesome!

Actually, in the EARLY days of Vs, I think I remember seeing some early promo stuff that showed a purple card. I assumed they just went in another direction before the first actual printing.

AND YOU'RE A FATSO!

This thread has the potential to be rofllmfaololomgbbqhahaomglol!!11one1! but for some reason all the funny poeple on realms aren't posting in it.

I try to be unfunny, you're welcome.