1) Collect 100 foil EomEs

2) Mail them to me.

3) Jump off a bridge.

If you did that correctly, Jessica Alba should create an invisible plane to whisk you off to the land of milkshakes and lesbians.

Theres other players that better qualify to be hired by UDE

Like John Fiorillo?

Good players do not necessarily make good employees.

I think kibler is the worst ude employee ever.

De rosa and Da Hump being the best.

That has got to be the funniest post around here in a long long time.

And that is the most accurate for this topic.

Word.

Because they're smart!

Hey, aren't you supposed to watch the world series or something?

Lol.

You guys spout that line like 'good fences make good neighbours'. Id like to hear an explanation (or at least one that wasnt based in ego).

Personally i feel that Adam Prosak has done more for the game than anyone else i can think of.

Apparently they even gave foilball a job, so it cant be that hard...

listen wacko, i wasn't attacking your opinions or nothing. i was just attacking you. thank god i live in America where it's still ok to do that and not some weird place where the water in the toilets runs backwards. enjoy your island paradise, commie!

and technically, i don't work for UDE. our relationship is similar to the relationship you have with TBS. no need to explain that, i'm sure.

-the bill

I really find it hard to comprehend Zonos' last post...

Essentially this is what VSR is I guess. A ten-second window before you get swamped by SPAM from Bonos or stubarnes.

No wonder Vs is doing so terribly...

hehe this thread is gas.

Huh? What is this thread, besides an attempt to inflate Prosak's ego? Seriously.

i have nothing to do with this thread. Besides, my ego is doing perfectly fine without this thread.

PS: Jealous?