Flame Trap, obv.

Stu I will allow flame trap for one condition. I want you to be one of my lawyers.


Speaking of lawyers. I have procured my first lawyer.

Orange Soda Man One of the final 2 of STU-vivor!

I can't be a lawyer. It's against my religion.

Bah debater whatever lol.

It'll be funnnn.

Nope. If you give me that power, I will go all Keith Olbermann Countdown on your ### and choose you as...

The Worst Person in the Worrrrrrld!

i choose doomed earth i mean come on!!!! ko 2 little charcters to help me jump curve that is riduculus. and i can be a lawyer if u need one that bad

I also suggest longshot. stu will love to see how the lawyer tears that card apart!

There is actually a petition to ban Longshot somewhere in this website!

Fear the mullet.

It's not being a REAL lawyer, this is just a vs spin-off of the amazing show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-57h2THI8U

I know, but I still don't want to do it. I don't like being a decision maker like that. My opinions are way too skewed.

Thats the point though. Its parody and I want skewed opinions. Thats the fun of it.

This is all for fun. And you sir are one of the highest heard voices in VS and I would be honoured to have you be a part of my thingy.

Thanks, but I would rather watch. If you were picking the best cards ever, maybe. Not this.

Have fun!

Eh, I'm going with good ol' Pathetic Attempt, just because it negates half the cards on the 'Evil' list. And because it stops my Morlock Justice! We demand it! >=(

Let's add total anarchy to the list too, just for good measure.