Yeah, and God also says that unmarried couples shouldn't have sex or waste sex (w/condom) because it's a sin. So many stupid rules. Yeah, Satan failed, but he at least tried to do the unthinkable. God is a jerk. Satan is so much better.

Um dood that so wasn't god,

This is at least one god's written words


{S} 22,28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, that is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 22,29 then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife, because he hath humbled her; he may not put her away all his days.
Deuteronomy

I think all that other stuff you're talking about might have been this devil or satan fellow you are refering to. Sounds like a bad penny.

Premarital Sex as a sin.
Sorry, I guess I have listened to this too much. Still, there is a lot not permitted by God for unclear and/or stupid reasons, such as in the comic I linked to.

I'm not going to keep arguing about this, all I know is that God gave us paradise and the devil tricked us out of it. So Satan is a jealous Bastard. Go GOD!!!