Hmm...maybe this time, I should impersonate Magikoopa, make it look like he's ordering his troops to surrender, and see if anyone takes notice that Magikoopa himself isn't saying anything. <_<

Can we just call him Mechakoopa? Sounds cooler, I mean Magikoopa makes me think of this

Mechakoopas are entirely different entities.

Magikoopa

Mecha-Koopa

And I'm going to attempt to telekinetically pull the key to me and unlock the pipe (Brains).

Maybe. Depends on where it ends up next turn.

Sounds like an attribute. Save them pennies!

Since when do you have TK? o___O

You know what? Not gonna ask.

I was waiting to see if you'd call me on that. I'll come up with a more serious action shortly.

(Like YOU'VE never been bored and tried to move something with your mind...)

Any idea on what I should do here?

You could attack the Koopa Troopas.

Or I will next turn. Your choice.

I will use my body to do a barrel roll into the Koopa Troopas, then use my swagger to try to talk them into working together for one common goal! Saying stuff like they need to unionize and need benefits that Megamagickoopa monster dude isn't giving them!

Can't do two actions at once.

Though I like the latter action. Think I may go with that.

Yes, we shall unionize the Koopa Troopas!

I'm going to EXAMINE this round to try to hear what the Magikoopa who may or may not be Kamek is ordering the troops.

Koopa Troopa's need better health care! More armor! Paid Vacations!

Jack, can I run over to the cloud once it hits the ground and attempt to help Pax regain control? Thanks!

Pax lands, bounces off the cloud car and rolls through a row of Koopa Troopas bowling ball style. Their poor abused shells ricochet wildly as he cackles like a madman,

Meanwhile, CharlesX runs over to the cloud car and tries to get it functional again. It wheezily starts floating again, but it looks damaged.

JK examines the area. He notes that the Magikoopa is ordering its forces to concentrate on the pipe first and the traitors second. He's trying to hypnotize the traitor forces, but the grand melee is throwing his aim off.

Basically, all activity is focused on making sure you folks don't get into that pipe.

Wade Wilson offers some nearby non-Pax'd Koopa Troopas the tenets of communism.

"Boy, that sounds like a good idea." says one.


"We demand a Kollective!" say another Koopa Troopas.

"One man, one shell, one community!" yells yet another.

"Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes!"

Meanwhile, Blunder deftly dodges the cloud car/Paxjectile and grabs the pipe key.

Space Jawa orders the troops to surrender. Strangely enough, every single soldier falls down on their knees!

"We surrender!" they cry.

"No, you don't!" yells the MagiKoopa. (they get up)

"Yes, you do!" says Space Jawa. (they go back down)

(rinse, repeat)

Errybody but JK gets an XP.

Pax, Wade and Space Jawa now have five points each, should they wish to gain a stat point.

Hey Jack, can you hit me with a reminder of the things we can interact with in this area?

Magikoopa
Gooma Patrol
Bullet Bills
Spinies
The Locked Pipe

The Chain Chomp and Koopa Patrol should be out of comission, right?