This is the Best Action scene that I read in a long time.

If Joss Whedon read this you will become the star of a New TV Series created by him.

Hawtness is about beautiful Ladies? How you did not told me that?!

I thought it was about Hawks in heat or something!

*shakes head*

Sorry Carlos. Nope, HAWTness is all about beauties and their inevitable deaths

I will be happy to!

In the times of fame of the Pig Flu I save the World going to Conventions in Mexico and USA teaching how to Prevent the sickness to get World Wilde sucess. I even carry pics of Kermit* and Piggy to show how the sickness begun.



*Kermit in Mexico is called The Toad** Rene.





** My girlfriend don't like me saying "Toad" in public because she say that I say it in a spanish way that in english it means the Intimate Parts of a Lady. I still don't know what she mean with that..

I....I don't get that either.

Unless you're being extremely liberal with your pronunciation.

Of course I'm! She say that I make it sould like a word that it have a "w" in the middle or something, like asking a question with a "T" in the beginning.

Oh.

Yeah, don't say it like that. Especially if it sounds like you're ending the word with a "T" instead of a "D".

That is what she say! That is what she say!

You're giving away roles from End of the World Mafia, Carlos!

:speechles

Ey! wait a minute! I'm not running that game, I just gived the idea!

Just how often do you feel the need to say the word toad anyway?

You have no idea.

I really don't.

It's a big secret but Americans are required by law to reference Battletoads 1 time per day.

Wait.

Are you saying that you actually put a brick into the hands of an individual famed for his love of flinging???? I can only hope that the map was one to Walter Koenig's house.

So that the brick would be pelted at his unruly old ###.

For Truffles! For Asgard!!