Mine bends to the left. Yours goes to the right...and is smaller...and green....and leaking.


What of it?

Why are you even looking at it?

Bud complained that he always closes his eyes

Wait! So leaking is a bad thing?

Pretty excited my tire went flat about six blocks from home.

Leaky tires: always a bad thing!

It could have been seven.

Always look on the bright side of life.....

iTRader is a pain lol. I had to figure out where Harpua used for the trade thread. Then it wanted me to put in extra comments to the seller which I think should be optional. I just put wakka wakka :-/

Oh, before you handle the figures I should mention that three of them have been in a hobo's butt.
I won't tell you which three.

You know, Wade just reminded me that my Psych 101 professor in college sounded like Fozzie Bear.

I never understood why students would date their teachers. The whole thing just seems wrong.

Was he at least a relatively clean hobo?

It is wrong... it is wrong...IT IS WRONG!!

I tell myself that regularly just to ward off moments of weakness when some 17 yr old "accidentally" brushes her boobs up against you, or the Spanish exchange student wants to demonstrate her castanets dance...

High school kids are dressing too skanky for my tastes.

Sitting in the waiting room getting new tires. Pretty annoyed the waiting room tv does not get the Spanish Playboy channel.